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2017-09-01 at 6:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSAs entertaining as it is for everyone, airing out your dirty laundry about a relationship to a bunch of niggas online is never a good look.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-02 at 4:37 AM UTC in Stop talking bout TexasFlorida and Texas both suck. I speak from firsthand experience. Texas sucks less, though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-02 at 4:07 AM UTC in im mad at everything someone fucking help meMurder/SuicideThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-02 at 1:40 AM UTC in Stop talking bout TexasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-02 at 12:34 AM UTC in How do yall niggas masturbate?I'm Yan Hander.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-01 at 7:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSCalls someone else a narcissist. Posts multiple college length essays about her personal relationships and private issues. Jeez, man. Don't you have a kid you should be focusing on?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-01 at 5:31 PM UTC in killing babies causes neurogenesisYou're a hardcore faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-01 at 1:50 AM UTC in Impliment some moderationPointer is slang for a pint of piss.
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2017-09-01 at 3 AM UTC in What if you got punished for masturbating?This is like your third thread about masturbation.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-31 at 11:15 PM UTC in Swim all you want
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2017-08-31 at 2:32 AM UTC in Drinking BleachI just got back from the store. Going shot by shot wasn't going to cut it anymore. If I'm going to do a whole gallon, I better start chugging. Well, I hadn't realized that last shot was nearly the last of my bleach. So I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass and headed out the door. Fortunately, while I was picking up the bleach, I remembered to get another shotglass, then I remembered it's chugging time, so I got a big ol' mug like the ones they give them bigass beers in at the bar. People kept staring and pointing, and I'd hear them saying things like "He's bleeding," and "JESUS, what is that smell?!". Honestly, it was pretty obnoxious.
I made my way to the counter, and the cashier wrinkled his nose, looked down at the jug of bleach and the mug, looked back at me and arched an eyebrow. "Heheh, having a fun night?" he said awkwardly, as if it was a fucking joke. I said "Science isn't always fun. I'm doing an experiment." He stared at me awkwardly long. Pretty sure he's gay. Then he stammered out, "Uhh, that's.. interesting. What experiment?" I said, "Well good chum (I was trying to sound smart), I am attempting to discern the effects when a human subject, that's me, ingests bleach orally. My friends on an Internet forum are very interested in the results. I've already done five shots and posted *COUGH COUGH* the results thus far. It is time to conclude the experiment with a whole gallon." A horrified look came over his nerdy faggot features, he grabbed the phone next to him, and like a nigger, said, "I'm calling the police."
I couldn't let him stop me. Not after I'd tried so hard and got so far. I quickly sprang into action. I threw a quick jab, catching him right in the nose, which, oddly enough, caused him to shout, "Fuck! My nose!" I jumped the counter and got behind him, starting to strangle him with the phone wire, as with my other hand I grabbed the jug and started pouring the bleach down my gullet as quickly as I could. He cried and choked, but I would not relent. Science must be pursued. People started gasping and panicking as they realized what was happening. I heard cunts saying dorky things like, "He's strangling him, somebody do something!" and "Is he drinking bleach? Yo I'm triiiiippin dawg!" and "Oh my god, it smells like shit!"
I got halfway through the jug when fate conspired against me. A police officer walked in the door. But I couldn't stop now. I tried to say something, but I only gagged on the fumes. I let go of the nerdy faggot and ran for the door as the flabbergasted fatass cop said "Stop or I'll tase you!". The jug of bleach never leaving my lips, I started sprinting down the street. My vision started getting fuzzy and warm. Most of it is a hazy blur of headlights and cars honking. I think I ran across the highway.
I'm typing this from my hotel room now. There's a banging noise coming from the door and someone shouting for me to come out with my hands up. It seems the bleach is finally causing hallucinations. I've been vomiting blood here and there, but all that blood shouldn't have been in my stomach anyway. Good thing my body is getting it outta there.
I've bumped my head several times as I've tried to navigate my room. There's this weird red gunk coming out of my eyes now. The burning in my asshole is still there, my insides feel like they're sloshing around, and the allover itch has gone away, leaving a bright red complexion all over my body. I'm trying to focus on this report, but the banging on my door is getting really loud. I'm gonna go tell those damned hallucinations to leave me alone. I'll be right back.
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2017-08-31 at 2:45 AM UTC in If Racial Equality is the Goal...Riddle Me This:
Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, we can start with the Constitution. The Constitution supersedes all other laws, and it is the basis for the entirety of all other laws. In clear language, the Constitution provides the unequivocal right to free speech. In taking down StormFront, the government has broken the supreme law of the land. Whether they excuse it, or try to explain it away, or point to laws which are already rendered null and void under the Constitution, matters not. I could rob a bank, and then insist robbing banks is legal, then declare myself innocent, but I would still be a criminal, regardless. Just because these thugs insist they are not criminals does not make it so. They ARE criminals, and the Constitution clearly says so.
The government didn't close them down, though. The domain hosting company did. The first amendment keeps the government from impeding freedom of speech, but it doesn't stop private citizens or corporations from reacting to speech they disagree with.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-31 at 1:57 AM UTC in Drinking BleachAs I was sitting on the toilet, ejecting some horrible burning liquid from my ass, I downed another shot. I remember tears running down my face and dripping off my chin. I was struggling to breathe through the fumes and coughing and couldn't fucking catch a breath. Next thing I know, I was opening my eyes.. face down on the floor, a small puddle of stinking vomit under my face, my shorts around my ankles.. asshole BURNING.. the shotglass is shattered on the bathroom floor, and I'm bleeding from the edge of my left eyebrow. There's a large black spot in my vomit.. must be soy sauce. My vision is filled with static, the itch all over is unbearable. My asshole has never burned so bad. Should I keep going?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-31 at 1:43 AM UTC in Drinking BleachFourth shot down. I'm itching all over. I've been coughing non-stop, and I just coughed up a spot of dark red. Probably that hot sauce I had earlier with chicken. My eyes are pouring out a constant stream of tears. I feel like my stomach is bubbling, and an intense nausea pervades my entire being. I feel like I'm going to shit any moment, like it's fucking with my GI tract on both ends. Gonna sit on the toilet. I feel like I'm gonna pass out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-31 at 1:34 AM UTC in Drinking BleachThe third shot made my eyes water, and I started coughing, choking, and gagging on the fumes. My stomach has a real sharp intense pain like I'm being stabbed, and I can feel it roiling and churning. I'm coughing constantly, but the burn won't go away. Why the fuck did I do this? Oh fuck I'm starting to itch. Shot four coming momentarily.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 10:47 PM UTC in IF YOU DONT DO FENTANYL YOURE FUCKING GAYYou've never even seen fentanyl, sploo. If you had, you wouldn't have become a pitiful Crouton addict. You're a hardcore faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 6:11 AM UTC in i'm the coolest person i've ever metYou must not have met many people. Considering.. you know... You're a hardcore faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 7:02 AM UTC in THE DEVIL IS CONSUMING THE SOUL OF MAN.I watched the whole thing. Quality thread.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 2:15 AM UTC in Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.That's not actually the definition of insanity.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 1:08 AM UTC in would you eat fishsticks dipped in formaldehyde?You're a hardcore faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
