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Posts by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Now how the fuck I'm 'posed to say this?
    You see my nigga's cat sick
    While I'm here hugging on my cat, I grip her harder
    Kiss her on the head as I cry for a bit
    Thinking of some bullshit to tell him
    Like "It'll be okay, you'll be straight, it'll be aight"
    Well, fuck that shit
    Whatever you need, yo, I got it!
    Whether it's money or some weed or putting in work
    Fuck it, then I'm riding!

    Didn't even rhyme.
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    The only other time I've seen snow was also in Texas, when I was younger, but it melted before it hit the ground. I figured this would be the same kinda shit. But I woke up this morning, and snow is all over the grass, trees, and cars. Pretty cool.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XpKuRDQYPM

    It is no cohencidence that time began just as the industrial age entered the era of technological supremacy and during this time the religious crazies would be conspiring against billions of beautiful beings.
    You are not a "pointless eater" or whatever the oligarch faggots would like you to believe.
    You exist, the universe gave you LIFE.
    Each and every one of you humans are a gift of existence you are a statement of pure artistry and creation.
    The sooner you fucks wake up and realize that you exist and what a miracle that is, the sooner you stop wasting your potential working or eating at mcdonalds the sooner will will ascend and achieve the true goal the universe set out for our species.

    It's such a shame that this timeline had to turn out this way, just like the previous one and the one before that.

    Hopefully we can set things right next time …

    Each day you wake up from now, realize that someone or something set back time so we would have another chance at doing things right.
    Maybe it's futuristic aryans or a loving A.I. or both … maybe Anonymous or a hacker group of the near future found a way to give us just one last chance … either way … shit is hitting the fan and the feces will splatter on everyone's face.

    Things are going to only get worse from here on out but take this as a wake up call from the universe to change our shit or become cattle of the jedis forever.

    Stopped reading at bolded word. Faggot.
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Shut up you useless fat bitch.
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Zanick Aren't you in FL? How is that possible?

    I'm in Texas, actually.
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    It's snowing..
  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by jimmy you always try to find something to be a snob about to distract yourself from the fact that you're a complete loser

    you always try to find something to be a snob about to distract yourself from the fact that you're a complete loser
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Should I reach out to Millie?
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'll take it off your hands for a dollar.
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'd date Millie.
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I poop on this thread.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by jimmy i get this on spice regularly

    i always puke all over myself and scream HELP ME as loud as i can for 30min

    This is hilarious. For everyone else.

    For you, it's just sad.
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    That's a bad pic of kreepy. And lol at tort.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Dr. Scrawny: How Lanny Stole Christmas Zaint Zattex is coming to town

    You're so boring.
  17. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Zcronaldo I'm the youngest poster on this forum.

    You're also the biggest faggot.
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.

    Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do:
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Balls means butthole.
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I vote shut the fuck up, old man.
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