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Posts by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
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2018-02-01 at 5:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Goddamnit. Got pulled over. Changed my spark plugs. Car had been acting weird, gears weren't shifting right, and I was testing how the gears shifted after changing the spark plugs, so I picked up the speed a bit and got pulled over for going 63 in a 40 and driving unlicensed. Whatever, at least I didn't go to jail. He didn't even mention probation, which I figured would come up when he pulled my ID. It probably helped that the trash from the spark plugs and wires was sitting right next to me, so he knew I was telling the truth. Probably saw I was sober and calm and figured there were druggies to be bustin.
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2018-01-31 at 7:35 AM UTC in my reaction when people tell me they jerk off to women's asses
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2018-01-31 at 7:22 AM UTC in my reaction when people tell me they jerk off to women's asses
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2018-01-31 at 7:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by aldra it'll probably happen once neural interfaces get worked out
long-term disabled, poor elderly, probably even long-term unemployed and criminals - shackled to an alternate reality that you again have no control over, except this time it's governed by someone who personally fucking hates you
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2018-01-31 at 6:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Plonko! the proof is in tapioca pudding
i put "sploo cute" into the searchbar
do you realize how rare it is for anyone to compliment anyone on this site
i clearly am i strapping young lad
next time i'll put "sploo hot" into the search bar to make you squirm like a farm worm
Maybe 200 lbs ago. -
2018-01-31 at 4:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Haven't had a girlfriend in seven. Dayumm. People are so focused on the physical nowadays. Girl, you got anything else going on?
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2018-01-31 at 4:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Also, glad to know I'm not the only one that hasn't gotten laid in years. WAS starting to feel weird about it.
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2018-01-31 at 4:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by CASPER So…an actress/ model chick pretty far out of my league is expressing a weird a mount of interest in me, and it has me really puzzled/skeptical more than anything. Havent fucked in years and havent dated in longer than that. Get the unshakeable feeling that this is some sort of trap. Wat do?
Have you ever travelled outside of the country? -
2018-01-31 at 2:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Be nice.
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2018-01-30 at 9:26 PM UTC in Dude at my work who doesn't eat phallic shaped foods
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2018-01-30 at 9:09 PM UTC in Dude at my work who doesn't eat phallic shaped foods
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2018-01-30 at 3:34 PM UTC in So, I just spent 9 hours being tattooed last night/morning.
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2018-01-30 at 2:56 PM UTC in When I was in 6th grade, we did swimming, and one of the adult instructors...Also, you don't know what quizzical means, bitch.
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2018-01-30 at 2:55 PM UTC in When I was in 6th grade, we did swimming, and one of the adult instructors...
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2018-01-30 at 5:24 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-29 at 9:39 PM UTC in huffing animalsLike an edgy preteen faggot.
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2018-01-29 at 9:38 PM UTC in every time your gf isn't with you, just assume she's fucking some other guy
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2018-01-29 at 9:30 PM UTC in HTS's "Preferred" pronouns are NOT optional
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2018-01-29 at 9:20 PM UTC in I did something stupid
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2018-01-29 at 9:17 PM UTC in every time your gf isn't with you, just assume she's fucking some other guy
