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Posts by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Heard a lot of stories about places like that. You see that sort of shit in r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix and some of the paranormal subs. Usually people experiencing it don't know what the fuck is going on but can see into another space or time. A "thinning" as some have started to call them, of the space between dimensions or some shit. Seems kinda similar to timeslips where people temporarily end up centuries in the past.
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    About mysterious disappearances, r/Missing411 is a whole subreddit about people disappearing, usually out in forests and shit, under mysterious and unexplainable circumstances, based on a book by the same name. Sometimes they reappear in impossible locations or never show up again. Like that guy who was in some parking lot or some shit taking a photo of his family, and he went behind a rock for a second and was never seen again despite not being able to leave from behind that rock without being seen.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Did your girlfriend forgive you for buttraping her?
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're not here yet. Not that I want you here. but I need to know when to unlock the secure gates so you can come get me!

    I'm waiting on my demon CIA operative buddy to give me a lift in his choppa.
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You were gone?
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Sick fuckers kinda sounds like a euphemism for bug chasers.
  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Imagine hearing that from your SO. "I want to die so badly, but the only reason I don't is because you're already so incredibly miserable."
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    That reminds me, I've been reading about the Rojava Revolution lately. Would be pretty badass to go join up.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Well this was mildly entertaining. Kind of. But nah I'm too far out to waste my time going to where you're at. You can come swim out here, though, sure.
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hurray! see you soon!

    Do you remember which floor I'm on?

    Lol, obviously. That's a dumb question, and you know why. See you soon. Pucker up, buttercup!
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    No.. Hispanic =/= Spaniard. And Spaniard =/= Arabic.

    Back on topic: DEUS VULT!
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Ohhh the 50 miles out/international water threat!


    can I come and visit you on your boat now? you better take as many of these sea ventures as soon as possible. those lungs aren't getting any better.

    I'm actually on my way to your place right now.
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 fuk u, go punch your sister in the face with a can of peas and corn.

    curse is lifted by faith. you however are cursed through your black heart!

    You chose this. SoDM

    Dr Mike!

    Ah, the violent thoughts. You're getting there. Don't fight it, just let it consume you. If faith stopped this shit, exorcisms wouldn't be a thing. Better find a priest quick.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    That was the most inconsistent insult I've read in a while. You sound mad. See, that hex is already getting to you. First it's impure thoughts. Just wait until it progresses.
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    When I was 16, I fucked a 16-year-old. ^This muthafucka fucked an 8-year-old and just wrote an essay about how it was normal. Would be fucked up if I thought you were capable of fucking an 8-year-old even now.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Number13 Hopefully it's florida and other leftie shitholes that get nuked

    Florida a leftie shithole? You know how many old people live there? I'd say it's around half and half at most.
  17. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Lol cerakote. Talks about stealing drugs from parties. "pretty sure" "i would think" "from what ive heard" I went to parties when I was a teenager and had a bunch at my house. When shit goes missing and there are drunk people, unless they're a complete lame, they're gonna find their shit. I've seen people refuse to let anyone leave the room until everyone flip out their pockets. I've also been the guy doing that. I've seen fights break out from someone just suspecting someone of snagging some shit. Especially when pills are involved. Good way to get your ass beat.
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Sophie No one gives a shit what a guy that pretends to be rich online thinks about politics and economics, shitlord. You say you're retired but i bet you're just another welfare nigger with too much time on their hands.

    But he got 20 Instagram likes for a watch. INSTAGRAM!!
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Anyway, none of this changes the fact that Totse_2001 is cursed. So fucked. Better be drowning in salt at 3AM.
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's our national anthem. Official recognition had nothing to do with it.

    The national anthem has no bearing on any religious foundation of the country. If anything it speaks toward the religious affiliation of who wrote it and who chose it. Many early Americans were Christian. That's not the same thing as the country being founded on that religion.
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