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Posts by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Damn it, infinity, that was for Bill Krozby. I don't know about your semen. Okay one time infinityshock made a post not about nigger cocks, in the WWIII thread.
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    His semen is so semeny it breeds fucking worms when you mix it with water and a bunch of dudes' fuckass sweat and germs and shit.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Shit, who doesn't jack off in the shower in jail? As long as it's a shower with at least some amount of privacy. Y'all niggas ain't clean that shit, though? They gave us cleaning supplies to clean up our tank (what some jails call a dorm) every night when the floor workers, which are like trustees that clean up the quad/pod area outside of the tanks where they roll trays and shit through, were out doing their work. We'd usually dump the mopwater, mixed with some of that green bleach shit, into the showers. By we I mean somebody else. I didn't clean shit. It was always the same three or four people that would hop up to clean the tank. Anyway.. even with them doing that, some older dude went into the shower without his crocs one time and got some foot fungus. Who the fuck goes in the shower barefoot in jail? Some dudes tried to warn him, but I think he thought they were messing around.

    When I was 17-18, in a moderate-risk level 6 DJJ program in Florida, I got the doctor to put me on Vyvanse because it was the only decent medication in there, and we went into a portable outside for school, and I went off into the bathroom in there and beat my meat.

    Oh, and one time, my girlfriend at the time was fucked up on bars.. I probably was too.. anyway, it was the only time she let me fuck her in the ass, but instead of using lube, I just had her suck my dick first to get it wet.. then it'd dry out after a bit of fucking, so I had her suck my dick again.. and went back and forth like that between her ass and her mouth. I think she was too fucked up to realize how gross it was, or care.

    Post last edited by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery at 2017-08-11T04:31:28.495173+00:00
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Y'ALL TROLLS POSTIN IN A NIGGA THREAD
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    PARANOIA DEATH

    OUR MISSILES ARE TIPPED WITH





    PARANOIA
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Sounds like iwd

    Lol. Fucking Internet-Weed-Dude. Kinda forgot about that nigga, to be honest.
  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    HTS made a transition. Xhe is no longer a

  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Whenever I watch the news, I can't help but notice how fucking much the people talking blink. It's almost constant.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    When I plan on bombing a country that could easily turn mine into glass, I announce it a couple weeks in advance. Makes sense.
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You just gotta take a breath or two in between every couple hits or so...
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Would probably take less than 30 seconds to retaliate for someone putting a phallus into one of his orifices.
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice Right now I really feel disturbed by the fact that I have lips. They look so out of place on the human face, in contrast with the rest of the skin.

    I feel this way about eyebrows sometimes.
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Christseekers. Paprika. Papreekers. Pap smear. Onion smell. Guacamole. Guatemala. Orangutan.

    Solve for x.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Just smack your mom around.
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Allegedly shoving, really. People just ran with it and started saying motherpuncher. But yeah, whatever. You're wrong. Quit trying to screw up the coded messages we're all sending to Totse_2001.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by infinityshock yea…if the only means of transportation for yourself is a fucking car. when someone has more options the term still applies. no one is going to say 'lets take a water/ocean trip' or 'let's take an airway/jet route/sky/air trip'

    fucking retard

    Right.. they'd say let's take a trip. The whole point of a road trip is driving from somewhere to everywhere, and through everywhere in between. Taking a plane is just a regular ollll' trip.
  17. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Bitch.
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Lol Malice, you're alright. I don't really have any... malice when I talk shit, I'm just fucking around and teasing you or whatever.
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Nice romper, brah.
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Lol, y'all broke up over a niggasinspace post? That's a new level of crazy.

    No wonder he was all pissy earlier.
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