Yeah, I've always sucked at drawing.
You've never even seen fentanyl, sploo. If you had, you wouldn't have become a pitiful Crouton addict. You're a hardcore faggot.
When I was like 22 and homeless in Fort Lauderdale, I was chilling in a Burger King in the morning because it was windy or something, and some old guy awkwardly walked up to me and said hey, so I was like hey how are you. And he asked if I wanted to get a ride. I was like umm why/where to?, and he goes, "Oh you know, just an old man trying to bust a nut." I was kinda taken aback and was just like "Nah, I'm good, man." And he goes, "You don't have to do anything, just let me look at it." Once again I didn't know how to react, so I was just like "Uhhh I appreciate it but no thanks."
So he walks off, and later I'm walking down the street heading toward the rehab I had recently left after just a few days despite their protests.. since all my stuff was stashed in a bush near there. I'm walking down a sidewalk on the side of a busy main street, on the left side (against traffic), and this fucker pulls into the driveway I'm about to walk past, rolls down his window, and goes, "Hey it's me. You sure you don't want a ride?" and I just kept walking without breaking stride. I was freaked out but I think I just said, "I'll think about it." I did not, in fact, think about it, other than how spooked I was.
Suicide, or overdose from all the weird chemicals he experiments with.. he had been going out more lately and trying to make improvements.. and he told some public masturbator to stop and told some dude telling him a sob story he didn't have any money.. so maybe murdered?
Either way, he's been gone for like the past week.. I messaged him the other day because I was worried, but I haven't heard anything.
I'm not sure what's worse. Shitting myself, being a stump sitter, or being a tree.
The fart turned out to be shit. I sat down to contemplate my actions.. and discovered the truth.. in my pants.
Once I farted on a tree.
The act filled me up with glee.
I sat on a stump and found a brown clump,
And I realized that the tree was me.
I watched the whole thing. Quality thread.
You must not have met many people. Considering.. you know... You're a hardcore faggot.
2017-08-30 at 4:32 AM UTC
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stay awake stay sane
u loosin ur mnd
tim 2 mediate
