Gotta go take a drug test. Gonna chill and let my hair dry first.
He posted the next morning. He tends to come and go every couple weeks or so.
Oh yeah and one time this weirdass little dude shit in this other kid's pillow, like in his pillowcase. The next morning we were changing linens, so this little illiterate 14-year-old black kid was in the hallway shaking his pillowcase off his pillow and three turds just plopped on the ground. He never lived that shit down. The staff didn't do shit about it, either, and I saw them laughing about it. Savage.
That one dude that would heh heh, sometimes would have us use some sort of signal to let him know when the female guard was doing her rounds, because sometimes staff would have us in our rooms and one of them go by and check each one, since they each had a window on the door, and we'd be like "SKEEOOOOO!" to let him know she was about to be at his door, and apparently he'd just start furiously gunning it and stare out the window at her.
I had a doctor check it out a few years back in rehab, and he said they could lance it and get rid of it, but it'd leave me with a bald spot and probably come back anyway. I been asking nurses and doctors to check it ever since I noticed it when I was like 16 or 17, any time I ended up in some sort of institution, and they're usually just like oh that's just a cyst. I'm like damn nigga, at least make sure it ain't a damn tumor.
When I was locked up in a 6-12 month juvenile program, we all had our own individual rooms, and I forget how it started, might've been me or one of the other dudes (probably me) just yelling "DONE!" one night, but we all started yelling "DONE!" when we finished jacking off at night after we had to go to our rooms. It was like a race. But I'm pretty sure most of us would wait a short bit afterward so we didn't seem like a two pump chump. But we'd just all go to bed and then a couple minutes later you'd hear a series of teenagers yelling "DONE!" And sometimes I'd just scream wordlessly at the top of my fucking lungs when everyone was trying to sleep, and this one dude would be all like "Heh heh heh!" whenever I did, and sometimes some other dude would be like "Shut the fuck up!" Shit was funny, especially the races.
I got this cyst on my head that I usually squeeze when I take a shower, and it fucking smells rancid. It's been there for like a decade now.
I had an iron stomach for that shit. Tasted like bile, though.
2017-09-20 at 8:12 AM UTC
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Scron and HTS in TC right now
I'm going to pour hot coffee in your asshole, BOY!
Anyone else do this? It makes my tongue and throat feel smooth.
Some weirdass shit on Adult Swim right now. They always but the dumb unfunny shit on at 3 lately.
2017-09-20 at 8:07 AM UTC
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Scron and HTS in TC right now
You ignored the second half of that first sentence.
2017-09-20 at 8:02 AM UTC
in
Scron and HTS in TC right now
Except that was 6 years ago, and I didn't actually beat her up.
You actually are a tranny that let an old man fondle your tits for crack.
2017-09-20 at 8 AM UTC
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I'm derpressed.
It's a dork aspie way of saying cutie pie.
qt = cutie
3.14 = pie
Trap is a chick with a dick.
