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Posts by DUSM Raylan Givens

  1. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Johnny Saturday
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    Good Death - The Leaves
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    Damn, no, that reads like a WellHung post. I take that back.
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    Like shooting bottle rockets up my asshole
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    I don't really even use it on the Internet that much any more, it's more like a novelty word.

    I still like the friendly version of nigga, where someone is your nigga and you live them cuz they are your nigga. Thank goodness this site is niggasin dot space and not niggersin dot space
  6. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    I really don't even like to use it any more if I'm being honest, it was a rather childish fashion that I phased out of already. I have plenty of black friends and I respect many black folk and it makes them uncomfortable so I've completely removed it from my lexicon in real life.

    But this is the internet.
  7. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    This whole kind of thread I make are just depressionposts

    I just respond now as directrd by this song:

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    Jonathan Bilbo
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    Did we simulpost? Sheeeit
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    Damn kinkou you beat me to it
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    Dragginz
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    Nobody wants to be a second class Supreme Bilbo
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    Warlord attackist
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    Kinks, you in the nostalgia hole huh?
  15. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Iron Ree Futa

    Futon Ari
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    Kinkou used to talk to me for a bit then we just stopped, what happened boo?
  17. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Squad Squirrel

    A single quantum squirrel who can explore all possibilities at once and is capable of acting like virtually infinite squirrels at once.

    In the bustling metropolis of Nutropolis, nestled within the sprawling branches of the Great Oak, lived Squad Squirrel, a quantum squirrel unlike any other. Squad Squirrel was not your ordinary city park squirrel; he possessed a unique ability that allowed him to exist in multiple states simultaneously, exploring every possible outcome of his actions in real-time. This made him an extraordinarily effective problem solver, adventurer, and occasionally, a mischievous trickster.

    One bright morning, the peace of Nutropolis was disturbed by an alarming news: the Golden Acorn, a legendary artifact that guaranteed a bountiful harvest for the year, was missing. Without it, the Great Oak's vast community would struggle to gather enough food before winter. The mayor, a wise old tortoise named Sheldon, called upon Squad Squirrel, knowing only he, with his quantum capabilities, could solve this mystery swiftly.

    Squad Squirrel, eager to help, split his consciousness into countless versions of himself, each taking a different path through the city. Some scoured the upper branches, where the winds whispered secrets of the forest; others dived into the bustling marketplaces, sniffing out clues amidst the chaos; yet others infiltrated the underground networks of the moles and voles, where whispers traveled fast and furiously.

    As the investigation deepened, one of the Squad Squirrel's quantum selves noticed a peculiar pattern—a trail of shimmering particles only visible in the ultraviolet spectrum, a spectrum one of his selves could see. Following this trail led him to a forgotten burrow on the outskirts of Nutropolis. Inside, he found a family of magpies hoarding shiny objects, among them the gleaming Golden Acorn.

    But retrieving the acorn was not as straightforward. The magpies, proud and clever, demanded a trade. Squad Squirrel, with his infinite perspectives, quickly devised a plan. He split into multiple forms again, each tasked with finding the perfect items to appeal to the magpies' love for all things shiny and rare.

    Some of his forms returned with glistening bits of broken glass polished to look like diamonds, others with strips of foil twisted into enchanting shapes. Amused and satisfied with the trinkets, the magpies agreed to the trade. The Golden Acorn was returned to the Great Oak, where Mayor Sheldon placed it back at the heart of the city.

    With the crisis averted, the citizens of Nutropolis celebrated Squad Squirrel's success. He had not only saved the day but had done so with flair and creativity, proving once again why he was their most cherished hero.

    As night fell over Nutropolis, Squad Squirrel reassembled into his single form, tired yet fulfilled. He looked out over the city he loved, a faint smile crossing his whiskered face as he pondered the infinite possibilities of tomorrow. Thus, the tale of Squad Squirrel's adventure spread far and wide, a story of a single squirrel who could be many, whose courage and cleverness ensured that Nutropolis never ran out of hope or nuts.
  18. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kinks I’m saving myself for mashlehash

    Mashlehash is gone and so are your two friends baby, take a hint, come on, make out with me

  19. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kinks some random days, just like when I decide to get drunk, its a spur of the moment thang

    but I did used to smoke 24/7 until I branched out to more interesting things like salvia, LSD and coke. then a few years later I tried drinking for the first time. I always thought drinking seemed retarded. my dad was an alcoholic and everyone who came over to drink became a damn retard once drunk. soooooooo it was many weeds and other things before that for me

    Let's meet up and do sex
  20. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice Well whatever you call it, it feels good when it shoots all over your face

    What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

    I wouldn't pay $500 to have a garbanzo bean on my face
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