If active volcanoes were actually run by gods who needed human sacrifices, I would gladly sign up §m£ÂgØL, Captain Falcon, Tech, Grylls, Wellhung and Octavian to be the first ones in.
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I've been fucking a bitch named Sandy. She's a washed up California bitch who just turned 36 and realized she hasn't done shit with her life except fuck around with hundreds of men lmao. I feel bad but it also brings me joy. Feminists and their "sexuality should be celebrated" bullshit, this is what it leads to...
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Lol. All the people on the fence are disgusted by the liberal protesters. Many think alike Joe Rogan who dislikes Biden more than Trump. Trumps going to win in a land slide. 120k dead lol. 60k from the common flu in a bad year. All weak people with few years to live anyhow. Most people still fail to know someone close infected with corona.
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It's 2120. It's now legal to fuck your dog. Progressives want it to be legal to fuck puppies as well, but there's resistance among less fashionable, working class people. Across the country these red-blooded conservative men are saying things like "it's all very well and good to fuck your labrador. In-fact the republican party has dog-fucking congressmen. But fucking puppies is going too far!".
Conservatives then, as they do now, will always assume the position and play their role.
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Originally posted by Sudo
my girlfriend has a horribly snotty attitude but has an objectively 8.5/10 face and an ass that varies from 1/10 to 9.5/10 depending on her diet. Her ass grows with her mood and mental health state it's weird.
Wow sounds like a horrible girlfriend if the first thing you mention is her shit attitude. And her ass grows with her mental state... Are you sure she's not a baboon? Their ass grows puffy and red when in heat.
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Originally posted by BummyMofo
I'm married but I haven't been fuckin in a while
I imagine some of you internetmen have been fucking body pillows, flesh lights, real dolls?
A married incel... so glad i'm not you. :P
I cant wait for real dolls. people are already marrying their dolls and holograms right now, I cant wait for the lulz to ensue when real dolls are out. Bitches gonna freak and all they will have left for themselves are the lowest forms of faggot men.
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