Posts by Third Temple

1. 2023-11-09 at 4:23 AM UTC in Help opening a safe
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock your tailpipe is exactly where youre going to get it.
   
   now splay those purty cheeks and pucker up…daddys home

   
   splay? what is he, the GOATSE model?
2. 2023-11-09 at 4:22 AM UTC in Vindictive Vinny - You have a choice.
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut
   You know, collectively Im pretty sure scron has surpassed Kr0z D9g a year or two back.
   
   so...
3. 2023-11-09 at 4:13 AM UTC in Becoming a cuck to eat better and save a cock
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor can you go bobbing for apples

   
   I can not. I have no teeth. these crappy falsies would break you insensitive fuck. why would you temp me ..oh that was a gay reference. I thought you were inviting me to a belated Halloween Party
4. 2023-11-09 at 4:11 AM UTC in -more jtrance plz
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut
   shitty jap rap
5. 2023-11-09 at 3:57 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut
   Former Robin Williams harry like him in the movie Moscow on the Hudson
6. 2023-11-09 at 3:55 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut
   Im a harry bitch. but thankfully its silver and hard to see on my pale skin but I'm as furry as a Grizzly.
7. 2023-11-09 at 3:54 AM UTC in Fona's DIY Scrotal Surgery
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut
   WHAT THE FUCK
   
   You all get worms? no wonder people think White people are dogs. Women licking dogs assholes and men getting parasites like ringworms
   
   I HAVE NEVER GOT A PARASITE
   
   FUck you sick fuckers.
8. 2023-11-09 at 3:48 AM UTC in Becoming a cuck to eat better and save a cock
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor WAOW. this thred is the hilighter of my day

   
   did you lose the cap by chance? it's probably in HTS ass
9. 2023-11-09 at 3:47 AM UTC in Becoming a cuck to eat better and save a cock
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian now that i really think about it ur kinda just cucking urself by using a separate dish

   
   You just want to wash his balls with the back of your throat you brown nose faggot
10. 2023-11-09 at 3:46 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mashlehash

    
    You lack the ability to grow a real beard. it's just kid scruff. Like my ball hair. like if my balls was suffering from alopecia
11. 2023-11-09 at 3:42 AM UTC in Help opening a safe
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    My penis is hard, Kafka
12. 2023-11-09 at 3:35 AM UTC in Advertising Lanny in the most Sardonic Way
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian

    
    924
13. 2023-11-09 at 2:14 AM UTC in Advertising Lanny in the most Sardonic Way
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Totse was so pro WUO and Che Guervera in the day. I used to think they were just being silly and roll playing as a game.
    
    apparently not
14. 2023-11-09 at 2:12 AM UTC in Advertising Lanny in the most Sardonic Way
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by totse2118 There is no party to wage war against, Lannyism is an ideology, an idea with Lanny at the core center of this philosophy, Lanny is the party.

    
    nice cover story. you're as dangerous as the WUO or Symbionese Liberation Army, Donald DeFreeze
15. 2023-11-09 at 2:07 AM UTC in Help opening a safe
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    it might come in handy if wwiii hits us and everything goes off grid.
    
    
    I dont want to spend days or months digging a hole to protect myself. I'll just boom a hole in seconds.
    
    but seriouslly. renting a fucking back hoe and dozer is like 1200 bucks a week. and 350 a day but a week you get it for 1200
    
    I could just hire someone for 600 and have them dig the hole. he can't tell anyone cause apparently they dont like people digging mysterious holes in the back yard.
    
    Just fuck off already. "WHATS YA DOING????"
    
    im building a storage place for my food but thanks for forcing it into public information so all of the county can read about my food that they can come raid in the event of melt down.
16. 2023-11-09 at 2:02 AM UTC in Hey Kafka
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    And don't call me a Liar ever again. I'll fucking rape your mind, Faggot Glowie
17. 2023-11-09 at 1:57 AM UTC in Hey Kafka
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by totse2118 You know who it is, Dave

    
    Chappelle the CIA groomed for comedy.
    
    Everyone loves a Clown. then when you get older well create a cover story of you going to Africa (Programming camp) and then you come back and not act like the silly Dave Chappelle anymore. Now you will be Serious Angry Chappelle with Political Commentary comedy and then you'll run for Gov of Ohio and after that Mr President!
    
    DUN DU DUN
    
    Nananananannanana
    
    there was a retired CIA agent who said exactly what I suspected (Almost jokenly at first then notice a contradiction in the months) of Daves Mother who went to work for Patrice Lumumba and removed with the aide of CIA and putting Mobutu into power. I heard this story first hand by my friends Father who was one of his body guards and Mobutu having some weird issue and everyone splitting in the 70s.
    
    but anywho the CIA put him in power hoping to build a 6 damn project and also to get the raw materials like diamonds and shit. they feared that Patrice would sell out to the Chinese as highest bidders but then Mobutu went and did the same shit. and all hell broke lose.
    
    
    
    turns out I was right. its exactly what this CIA "retired" guy said was happening.
    
    I like Dave so it doesn't really matter except he might not be the funny dude you think he is. He doesn't give 2 fucks about comedy and has another agenda.
    
    What now?
18. 2023-11-09 at 1:49 AM UTC in Advertising Lanny in the most Sardonic Way
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    LPA is officially Warned
19. 2023-11-09 at 1:48 AM UTC in Advertising Lanny in the most Sardonic Way
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    I am waging war on the Lannyist Party of America.
    
    Prepare your anooses
20. 2023-11-09 at 1:46 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock because everyone hates j­ews

    
    I grew up in a time when "Yeah you're a jew and Im not and lets go get beer and fuck women"
    
    not the stereotype "All whites should be bread out".
    
    it's really cringe to see that. suddenly they're "People of Color" when clearly Ashkanazi are White Euro jedis.
    
    whatever. I dont hate Jews I just hate douchbags and people who think they can stereotype all Whites but Whites can't stereotype back.
    
    Oh wait, I'm half Celtic Amerimutt so like Donald Trump said.. Im not white. can I too get away with being a pale version of PoC?