Posts by Esplender

1. 2017-07-22 at 3:43 AM UTC in Imagine if we never had to pee or poop
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon You would be even more full of shit

   
   Why would you produce shit if there was no need to poop?
2. 2017-07-22 at 2:05 AM UTC in Beating up hippies/stoners and stealing their drugs
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   If there were a Good Ideas board this very thread would belong there.
3. 2017-07-22 at 2:02 AM UTC in Everything David Icke says about liserd people is really about the jedis
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   Much like with reading the bible, you have to treat the passages as symbolic. If he were to just straight up and call the jedis out as they are he would get into a lot of legal and personal trouble as they and their lackeys would try to silence him.
4. 2017-07-22 at 1:57 AM UTC in Dumb Niggers Let Dumb Nigger Drown
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   Did you think they could even swim to save the guy without drowning themselves?
5. 2017-07-22 at 1:53 AM UTC in Imagine if we never had to pee or poop
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   We would get so much shit done.
6. 2017-07-22 at 1:51 AM UTC in Native American Rapes and Kills Over 400 White Children in New Mexico
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by infinityshock trail of tears…

   
   More like trail of torn kiddy buttholes.
7. 2017-07-22 at 1:21 AM UTC in Is there anything fun to do in Vegas except drinking?
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   The Luxor hotel has a 2 storey arcade if it's still around since the past 16 years. Same goes for the Excalibur.
8. 2017-07-22 at 1:07 AM UTC in Humans Taste Like Chicken,Area 51,Patches,Leaked,Aliens,Wizards & Planet Eating Cobras
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   The presenter could have prepared their presentation a lot better but otherwise I strongly agree with the points being made.
9. 2017-07-20 at 9:55 PM UTC in Do you own any weapons?
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 F U Beanwhip

   
   I'll whip your fucking beans if you don't watch yourself
10. 2017-07-20 at 9:37 PM UTC in how to get the smell of cat piss out of a book?
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Piss on it to cover the smell. (Assuming you aren't a cat)
11. 2017-07-20 at 9:36 PM UTC in Do you own any weapons?
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    My mind is a weapon
12. 2017-07-20 at 9:30 PM UTC in Linkin park vocalist murked himself
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I tried so hard
    And got so far
    In the end
    It doesn't even mattururururrurhhhh
13. 2017-07-20 at 4:49 PM UTC in comic con
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    
    *Begins writing a letter to ISIS/Muslims*
14. 2017-07-20 at 4:21 PM UTC in App suggestion for my Samsung
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Grindr
15. 2017-07-20 at 1:49 PM UTC in comic con
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Depends on the nerd. But really, just make casual observations. Notice how most of these people are adults who carry around a Nintendo DS. Get them talking about something they're really into and brush them off like it's nothing. You just need to be flexible.
16. 2017-07-20 at 1:34 PM UTC in comic con
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Beat up/piss off nerds.
17. 2017-07-20 at 12:05 PM UTC in Marijuana legalization in the United States
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I kinda want weed to remain illegal tbh despite indulging in cheeky spliffs. It's already bad enough that alcohol and tobacco are legal what with all the implicit social and medical problems they cause.
18. 2017-07-20 at 11:27 AM UTC in Should I smoke weed?
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    You could give it to a homeless person. I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
19. 2017-07-20 at 11:16 AM UTC in Sriracha
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I remember when it was just called chili sauce before hipster faggots got informed about its existence through TV and marketers.
20. 2017-07-19 at 11 PM UTC in What is your greatest drug-induced epiphany?
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Another one I had was that the Holocaust was a lie.