how to get the smell of cat piss out of a book?

1. 2017-06-28 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
   my friends gave me a small book to read called "Very Strange People" and i think their cat pissed on it
   please help : (
2. 2017-06-29 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Dryer sheets in between the pages.
3. 2017-06-29 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You can't. Cat piss stench is permanent. You could soak it in bleach for a week and it will still smell like cat piss. Cat piss is the equivalent of skunk juice.
4. 2017-06-29 at 2:16 AM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You can't. Cat piss stench is permanent. You could soak it in bleach for a week and it will still smell like cat piss. Cat piss is the equivalent of skunk juice.

   
   peroxide will get piss, any kind, even cat piss, out of anything. Not sure what it'll do to a book, but it will take it out of fabric, carpet and shit...
   
   It breaks down the ammonia, changes it's structure... cat piss is some bad ass stuff, but it's not fucking magic.
5. 2017-06-29 at 2:21 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   when i went to jury duty this one strange old vietnamese guy kept coming up and talking to me which was alright except he smelled like he pissed on his clothes that morning before he put them on
6. 2017-06-29 at 2:22 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Piss on it yourself to reclaim the book as your territory, then rape the cat's wife
7. 2017-06-29 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
   the smell wasn't noticeable until i left their gas chamber of a house
   they're bad at pets
8. 2017-06-29 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   theres some sort of enzymatic cleaner that is on the market that a chick i know uses to get piss smells out.
   
   its either a bacteria...or enzyme...or some shit she says actually works
9. 2017-06-29 at 2:45 AM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by infinityshock theres some sort of enzymatic cleaner that is on the market that a chick i know uses to get piss smells out.
   
   its either a bacteria…or enzyme…or some shit she says actually works

   
   There are bacteria and enzyme shit that can work, but peroxide is the best shit ever for urine smells. It's also cheap as fuck (.88cent a bottle), it's the same shit they label "OXY" clean and shit. So much cheaper just to buy hydrogen peroxide, though.
10. 2017-07-20 at 9:37 PM UTC

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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Piss on it to cover the smell. (Assuming you aren't a cat)