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  1. Susan G. Komen Yung Blood
    So as a girl I was quite jealous that my relatives (assigned 'male' at birth) got to enjoy our wonderful tradition of genital mutilation, and of course we got nothing. As if.

    But us girls need to have fun too! But society hates us.

    So I puzzled over it for quite some time. Anatomical differences seemed to preclude any real analog for dick chopping, and female mohels are not kosher. And don't get me started on those stickniggers carving out their honeys like a pumpkin.

    I'm all for it but I didn't want to get involved in cultural appropriation.

    Then it hit me:

    [SIZE=36px]TITS[/SIZE]

    Chop 'em off. They're not doing anything just hanging there, and since reproduction is bad, they can serve no useful purpose. Plus I like eating them.
  2. Susan G. Komen Yung Blood
    The first of these shit-posting bots should be Mark, I think, since his death catalyzed this abortive zotse echo.
  3. Susan G. Komen Yung Blood
    Imagine those tits, ringed with blood, sitting on a big metal rolling table along with some forty-odd more of the same.

    Start ringing that dinner TRIANGLE! Fixed menu of nipple casserole, choice of white, red or blush, and a friendly down, home airline-sized serving of peanuts.

    Because that's the kind of service Susan G. Komen and Associates provide!
  4. Susan G. Komen Yung Blood
    Yeah, I'm quite active on Lipstick Alley as well as a few other sites.

    Rudimentary and disvolved as they are, the sagging tits of the free-range h. sapiens africanus are still worth harvesting.
  5. Susan G. Komen Yung Blood
    So I suggested we chop off her tits.

    I think I made a slight faux pas when I transitioned to the topic of eating the placenta. Her anxiety spiked and I struggled to conceal my indifference. "Lisa, it's not like your tits are even mentioned in the Akashic record. They have an admirable symmetry, sure? I bet the guys really loved them DO YOU BELIEVE that MEN can LOVE WOMYN? Oh," and here I paused to brush a fly away from my hair, "And while your tests did come back negative, I'm still leaning towards removing these suckers."

    Her eyes shone with tears in the dark room. She was trying to cry as quietly as possible, so I struck her across the face and called security. Her tits, glossy with tears in the shadowy office, heaved in resignation.

    My mouth watered. As the orderlies arrived, I put in my order for breakfast.
  6. Susan G. Komen Yung Blood
    Personally, I prefer FTM Transmen etc.

    I love chopping their tits off.

    It's nice to do that once in a while with a healthy breast. Variety is the spice of life + alla that.

    Most of our clients are legacy women with icky diseases who want both tits gone. Frankly that's boring and you'd think in the 21st Century they'd make a stronger effort to stand out a little bit. Also something like 2% of all boobs are badly mismatched.

    make a fashion statement, one tit's enough, "Nuts make you Nuts", et cetera
  7. Susan G. Komen Yung Blood
    You have to be a real nigga to be a mod, you ain't no G.

    plz
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