2016-05-18 at 5:41 PM UTC
So as a girl I was quite jealous that my relatives (assigned 'male' at birth) got to enjoy our wonderful tradition of genital mutilation, and of course we got nothing. As if.
But us girls need to have fun too! But society hates us.
So I puzzled over it for quite some time. Anatomical differences seemed to preclude any real analog for dick chopping, and female mohels are not kosher. And don't get me started on those stickniggers carving out their honeys like a pumpkin.
I'm all for it but I didn't want to get involved in cultural appropriation.
Then it hit me:
[SIZE=36px]TITS[/SIZE]
Chop 'em off. They're not doing anything just hanging there, and since reproduction is bad, they can serve no useful purpose. Plus I like eating them.