"BREAKING: ISRAEL AGREES TO DELAY GAZA INVASION "
Um it's already been delayed for like a week and half now
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
What the hell?
Really bad idea giving kids anything of value like that.
Back when I was a young-asswipe-me-lad my gramps gave me a bunch of stamps and said they were very valuable...some were from his time in Russia prior to the revolution...a whole set in a presentation case thing (along with a bunch of pre-revolution money too).
Naturally I fucking fucked around with them and threw them away at some point.
DON'T GIVE YOUR YOUNG KIDS OR GRANDCHILDREN ANYTHING OF VALUE YOU DUMB FUCKS.
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2023-10-25 at 7:47 PM UTC
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Morning hallucinations
Originally posted by Haxxor
just smile and nod or better yet ignore …..maybe she’ll grow tired of seeking attention here and return to her obviously wildly successful discord group.
You know it's dying when she begged me to join
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2023-10-25 at 1:13 PM UTC
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Islamaphobia is raising
Originally posted by eBagger
Dude how can somebody be Islamaphobic. Unless one is buying into propaganda against Muslims
The term "islamaphobic" is simply propaganda itself.
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2023-10-24 at 5:37 PM UTC
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Me and two teens
The point there being if they're up for it they're up for it...they don't go to pickup bars for relaxation and interesting conversation
They are there looking for hookups or saps they can get free drinks/drugs off all night.
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2023-10-24 at 5:29 PM UTC
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Me and two teens
Originally posted by Wariat
Yea but you risk them taking money up front wnd not coming up or risk them not wwntint to do shit sexually besides gry bone sex or also them charing way too much.
You don't pay upfront, you pay when she's in your room and ready for action.
Everything has an element of risk though...wasting your whole evening on 1 or 2 whores just milking you for drinks is guaranteed a waste of time...of course they are gonna take advantage of anyone plying them with drinks.
Women going to the bar with no money knowing they'll get drinks bought for them all night long isn't a new thing...if they are up for sex for money they'll say yes when you ask...not "No but buy me drinks all night and I'll think about it"...
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2023-10-24 at 5:34 PM UTC
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Me and two teens
This one time (at band camp) I picked up this tasty piece of ass in The Hop, didn't buy her any drinks...she was all over me straight away...I told her lets go to my place and she said "ok but I've got to call my husband first to tell him I wont be coming home"...then she says "I'm tired of that disabled motherfucker, he's in a wheelchair, I don't need that shit anymore"
She said "Stay here while I go to the restroom and call him, you promise you'll stay here?" I said yes.
I felt bad for the dude so left...wtf.
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2023-10-23 at 8:39 PM UTC
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Banana Bread
Ingredients
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
¾ cup brown sugar
½ cup butter
2 eggs, beaten
2 ⅓ cups mashed overripe bananas
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/20144/banana-banana-bread/No nuts (like you)
No vanilla (unlike you)
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2023-10-23 at 8:41 PM UTC
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Banana Bread
Originally posted by Kawkasian
No nuts (like you)
No vanilla (unlike you)
FUCKING LOOOOOOOL
(If I say so myself)
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2023-10-23 at 7:59 PM UTC
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Banana Bread
Last Thursday as I was getting home a black neighbor stopped me and said "Do you want some bananas, I've got like 3 crates of them...I've been giving them away to all the neighbors"
I said in my "black talk": "mmm MMMM mmmmm, I love me some bananas". Anyway she gave me about 15, they were overripe to the point while carrying them several fell off their stalks onto the floor so I kicked those into the bushes. I ended up with about 10 over ripe nanas...I peeled them an dput them in a ziplock bag with the intent to make banananananana bread with them at the weekend.
WELL THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY and here's the results, fooooking delicious if I say so yourself.
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2023-10-23 at 5:15 PM UTC
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End this gay site
With every ending comes a new beginning...the gayness would just continue elsewhere.
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..add a little red wine and you're done.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
That is made in China knowing you.
'MURICA
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2023-10-20 at 9:36 PM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs
Tonight I'm having 5 guys for dinner, the managers are cooking our meals in a team building exercise (we're required to be there). I'll be getting a burger with everything on it and fries, i'll let you guys know how it is.
I find taking the guys to the titty bar and paying for a round of lapdances is great for team building...far better than buying them a crappy burger.
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Originally posted by mmQ
The best way to get their attention about this is for more and more people to kill themselves and publicly and gruesome ways, to the point that they get sick and tired of sending people out and wasting resources to clean up the intestines and brain matter.
So, it's either keep complaining and crying that killing yourself is too difficult, or just do it. It's obviously not difficult at all, lol.
No you're still not getting it.
For starters this is about RIGHTS AND FREEDOM...something this country is supposed to be all about (/scoff)
If a nigga wants to end his life, painlessly and without the trauma of doing it himself (which IS going to be traumatic unless you are completely nutty) he shouldn't have to travel to Botswana, or lay on a train track to do it. He should be able to go down the street to:
"KYS inc. - We do the deed for you - 50% off via gov subsidy this month (black people only qualify for this discount)"
LAND OF THE FREE MOTHERSKILLET...LAND OF THE FREE.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Calmly laying down in front of a full-steamed train is pretty close. Yeah yeah someone has to clean up the remains but they chose that job and get paid well anyway. The legality of suicide is pretty irrelevant after it's accomplished.
Or, for a less gruesome, open-casket finish, the Malice route is still readily available. Literally a peaceful falling asleep to never wake up.
These options are also much cheaper than it would be to use one of those suicide machines they have in Switzerland or wherever the fuck.
I think we can all agree that despite the fact euthanasia is illegal here, if one wants to calmly, or violently kill themselves, they can very easily do so, on less than an hour's notice at that. Mere minutes depending on your access to guns, sharp objects, tall rooftops or interstates/train tracks, lengths of rope and rickety stools.
Yeah those are not good solutions, 1..they are illegal 2...they could put others at risk...3 as mentioned gory shit...4...there's always the possibility of survival or pain.
No, simply putting you to sleep first with a nice anesthetic just like when you go to have your gall bladder removed and then something else to stop the heart once you're under.
Simple, painless and no gore...again cost isn't really an issue as you're not going to need the $$ once you're gone.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
and yet goes to the asian spa instead of the superior nordick spa.
There are no nordic spas I'm aware of in Houston...sure there's Swedish saunas but there's no "Extras menu" action going on. Don't confuse my love of blowing my load with a love of sub humans.
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2023-10-20 at 6:17 PM UTC
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I MISS SEX
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2023-10-20 at 5:14 PM UTC
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Wariat
Originally posted by WellHung
Scron is Lanny's Golden Boy. He is above the rules put in place for us mere mortals.
Yup, Lala pretty much confirmed that.
Imagine having scron as your golden boy
Aim higher lanister...
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Originally posted by WellHung
no continuous revenue available in that, unfortunately. Same reason why suicide is illegal. If someone's dead they can't keep paying taxes and stimulating the economy.
There's always new ones being born...there would be a continuous stream of customers and you could tax each transaction too...I mean the soon to be dead guy isn't going to care where his money goes.
It's the legacy of religion that makes it taboo...but we are not monkeys in trees praying to the sun god anymore...if a nigga wants out it should be his human right to do it legally and painlessly.
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