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2017-03-28 at 5 PM UTC in Your top 3 women who contributed to humanityThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-07 at 10:33 AM UTC in I am the happiest person on the websitethe trianglism incorporated modular entertainment system employs multiple simultaneous dynamically shifting data streams to produce a state of satiation though downstream effects on endorphins by godlike enviormental enrichment.
you can achieve this state of absolute nirvana by having a bedcouch and using the computer with multiple tabs, the playstation, the TV, and an ipod on speaker all at once. in this isolation chamber you will also have ronkletoys (rubix twist, zobrist cube, rubixs cube, etc)in emergency periods of technological errors, and servant humans to provide you with consistent food and housing. not to forget nootropics/medicines to increase baseline functioning and nigrig the pleasure centers.
if this set up is proper you not only wont have to leave your house, you won't even have to move your body. sleep on bedcouch, take your supplements, activate modular entertainment, repeat. the only thing i'm missing is a THX masturbation machine and my assburger waifu to give me love feels, and i'm not evolved/woke enough to be skilled at piss bottle and crib leg bag accumulation.
basically throw yourself into a constant state of sensory overload and you'll never get bored. i've discovered the secret to true happiness :) the passive receiver of information is constantly saturated with this excess data so the mind conditions itself up to operate in a state where it perceives the amount that it finds the most pleasurable and energy efficient. for example, depending on my level of energy and mental clarity i might be laying down in the dark or just facebook chatting with the tv on low or reading, when i have more cognitive energy and i feel unexcited i can challenge my cognitive abilities by trying to watch music videos and kartewnz and play dragon age inquisition and have my runescape character create invention materials all at the same time.
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2017-01-19 at 6:15 PM UTC in The plight of the martyr in meI stood there on my balcony, favorite pair of boxers on with my semi-erect cock exposed through the hole. I interlaced my fingers and put my hands behind my head, looking up at the fading sun, basking in all it's glory. I watched down below as children played hopscotch and jump rope games in the parking lot, business men walking briskly down the street to their meetings and conferences, and the hustle and bustle of the city. As I glanced over to the neighboring balcony, the occupant opened his door and stepped out himself. He was an Indian Muslim man, teaches at the local university.
"Bill Krozbyler!" he yelled from the short distance away. "Mighty fine cock you've got there."
I just then noticed the pair of binoculars in his hands as he lifted them to his face and stared me down.
"Ayyy lmao. Thanks dude! You wanna... you feel like..well.. wanna fuck?" I asked, mild quiver in my voice.
"Indeed good lad. Indeed I wish to suck and fuck" he responded without hesitation, binoculars still settled upon his face.
I beckoned him over with a nod of the head and headed back inside to unlock my door, penis in hand, fully erect, nervous but excited. I had never done this before. Opening the door before he had a chance to knock, my neighbor stood there, fully nude, and shoved me back into my apartment.
Before he had a chance to ever get started I fell backwards onto my bed and blew my load, my motion sending a cascade of hot semen across my own body and face. My neighbor shook his head in disappointment as I laid there, a hot sticky mess, ashamed and disappointed in myself.
"Maybe next time Bill Krozby. Maybe next time." He left as quickly as he had entered and we never spoke again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-21 at 11:47 PM UTC in That feeling when you discuss your drug history with somebody for the first timefrom spice i smoked so many diff chemicals and i dont even know their names lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-01 at 10:01 PM UTC in Finding a shoeNitrous is awesome.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-25 at 6:41 AM UTC in Tips on how to come across as more intimidating.
Originally posted by Sophie Marquis is a title not a name. Also, The Marquis de Sade was an open weirdo and BDSM loving faggot.
BDSM is great.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
