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2023-09-05 at 1:48 AM UTC in Is there a Spam rule on this site?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-04 at 4:56 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
Originally posted by Speedy Parker and increasing the efficiency of the staff and reducing the need for 22 people.
so, in any other words in english,
"reduce the numbers of "americans" employed".
thays it folks, the first thing a "patriot" like sholomo here at bussinessing is to reduce the numbers of "americans" employed and their pension and food security.
our kind and benovelent shlomo parker.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-03 at 10:12 PM UTC in meYou look like if Homer Simpson was a real guyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-03 at 9:24 PM UTC in New Science. We're all going to die soonThis is sensational crap. It’s normal for the sun to do shit like this as we approach solar maximum, because its magnetic poles are getting ready to switch. It happens every 11 years.
What isn’t sensational is that whenever this happens there’s a small chance that a coronal mass ejection will be directed at earth and cause a geomagnetic storm that could devastate modern infrastructure.
There are things we can do to mitigate the effects like spinning down power generation for a few hours when we know it’s coming, but it will still at a minimum cause trillions of dollars in damage, destroy many of the satellites we rely on for communications and geolocation services, and probably brick a lot of our electrical devices like phones, cars, the internet, etc.
The odds of this happening are about .7% per year, and it’s been about 160 years since the last one so do the math on that. It probably won’t reset modern society like you see in the movies but it will definitely get pretty bad for a few years. So yeah that’s comingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-03 at 2:41 PM UTC in Its Good racist Joe Biggs got 17 yearsThis is like how a bunch of mosques became “hotbeds” for home grown terrorism, because the FBI had a habit of walking in and handing out bombs to everyoneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-03 at 3:13 AM UTC in Britney Spears DivorceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-02 at 10:13 PM UTC in Oh no, Starfield is like... really good.I got it on game pass and then paid $40 for the premium edition (despite the fact that I don't actually own the game) like the dirty little paypiggy consoomer whore that I am. Just for the early access, y'know? And I gotta say: I have approximately 0 regrets. I will probably buy the game outright at some point in the future, but doing it this way saved me like $30 for this month. First impressions? "Shit's lit." It's everything The Outer Worlds could have been... should have been.
It really hit me while I was reading computer entries in the pirate base you're sent to near the start of the game, on a miserable little shithole called Kreet. In The Outer Worlds, every terminal would have read something like this:
ATTENTION EVILCORP™ EMPLOYEES
YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO 200 HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EACH MONTH BEFORE YOU START RECIEVING PAY.
COMPLAINERS WILL BE SHOT AND THEIR CORPSES TURNED INTO DELICIOUS EVILCORP™ NUTRIENT PASTE.
"MAKE HASTE, MOM'S COOKING PASTE!".
PS: CAPITALISM IS THE BEST THING EVER.
And instead of being greeted with the most quirky, ham-fisted, shitty satire ever put into words, I was instead greeted with... just... intriguing logs about the trials undertaken at that location by a faction's "xenowarfare" research division. Not to say it was completely devoid of Quirky Humor - you can't escape completely from that in the Year of our Lord 2023 - but Bethesda opted to avoid beating you over the head with it (whereas Obsidian seemed keen to pulverize players' heads into Evilcorp™ Nutrient Paste with their writing). What I'm sayin' is it was a lovely. Compelling lore! Flavor! (Relatively) restrained attempts at comedy that don't make you groan constantly! Refreshing. Haven't been playing it for long (well, I have, but I am slow and haven't gotten far - I just reached "the Lodge"), but holy shit this game's got alotta potential.
I fiddled with the shipbuilding for a good 45 minutes before giving up on it because I couldn't figure out how to rebuild mine in a way that met all of my functional and aesthetic needs. It's some pretty in-depth shit though. I was considering getting Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon because I had an urge to customize mechs, but surprisingly this is satisfying the underlying desires behind that urge pretty well. I mean what is a spaceship if not a... mech... bird? I guess?
Anyway, 10/10 would recommend.
Or like, more genuinely, tentatively 8.5/10 (it's nailing the tone and atmosphere, gunplay is solid, ship building is cool, no bugs to speak of so far... but it's Bethesda so you can count on there being some hilariously bad ones at some point, *and* my 1070 can actually run it despite technically being below minimum specs!). Maybe even a 9/10 tbh, but I'm not very far into the game. Would 100% still recommend. It's grrrrrreat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-02 at 1:37 PM UTC in My pedophile roommate called 911 because I was abusing himThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-02 at 8:16 AM UTC in Britney Spears Divorce
Originally posted by Chios Honey She's a filthy typical American tramp prostituted by Disney. her vagina is completely wrecked. her vagina looks like a herd of waterbuffalo trampled on it more than a few times. she's a blown 0-ring
You sound just like the guy from Chuck Palahniuk's Pygmy, it's funny.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-01 at 1:27 PM UTC in New WordenhancementThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-01 at 4:11 AM UTC in My pedophile roommate called 911 because I was abusing himmake him your battered wifeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-22 at 10:46 PM UTC in "Deadliest Varient Covid Yet" to hit UK by October
Originally posted by Pete Green I guess no Halloween this year
UK and the rest of Europe expected to be hit hard.
I'm sick of this shit. I thought it was endemic now. now a strain deadlier than the original? how is that possible if everyone has it in their bloodsteam now and the body knows it. even a different strain. its no longer new.
You stupid enough to actually believe them? Look at the fucking timingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-22 at 10:46 PM UTC in "Deadliest Varient Covid Yet" to hit UK by OctoberWe're going into an election year, silly. Elections make COVID angry.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-05-16 at 8:23 PM UTC in "I wanna be a writer guys" says scronremember when u were gonna be a web designer/administrator for a web company in spain and when it was pointed out you don't speak spanish you said "ill just use google translate" and proceeded to submit a misspelled application to them?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-04-08 at 8:40 PM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?I just ate a free burrito.
Bout to drink for free. The get more free stuff. Then free dinner and free movie.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-08-11 at 9:50 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecastThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
