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Britney Spears Divorce

  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    Does anyone else think it was Sam's original plan to have a baby with her just for the child support money after the divorce? It's a good thing she had a miscarriage.
  2. #2
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    She's a filthy typical American tramp prostituted by Disney. her vagina is completely wrecked. her vagina looks like a herd of waterbuffalo trampled on it more than a few times. she's a blown 0-ring
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  3. #3
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Chios Honey She's a filthy typical American tramp prostituted by Disney. her vagina is completely wrecked. her vagina looks like a herd of waterbuffalo trampled on it more than a few times. she's a blown 0-ring

    You sound just like the guy from Chuck Palahniuk's Pygmy, it's funny.
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  4. #4
    Muddy Brown and 7 little pigmies.
  5. #5
    Kafka sweaty
    Meet repeat soon, Puppet of Satan.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny Muddy Brown and 7 little pigmies.

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  7. #7
    Originally posted by aldra

    this is something new to me.
  8. #8
    no wonder the blacks are all uppity and upset with "systemic racism" all over.
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I like how it cranks the racism to 11 even before the story starts

    "OH HALLELEWJEURRRR"
  10. #10
    "produced by leon schlesinger"
  11. #11
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Britney is a crazy ass girl, might have a little bit of money and I guarantee likes to party.....I want to be next in line to marry her
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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Britney is a crazy ass girl, might have a little bit of money and I guarantee likes to party…..I want to be next in line to marry her

    Just have her give you chump change (like a few thousand here and there) while married to her and then convert it into crypto and put up with her madness, comforting her and telling her "I have never tried to get millions from you. I am here for you, love" and then if you get nothing because of a strict prenup, you at least can walk away with a few hundred K. ;)
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    her tik toks are cringy
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  14. #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Seriously some of those dance videos, she’s looking directly in my eye. Why?
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  15. #15
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Make up running away …I’m the problem 🙃
  16. #16
    Brittany did nothing wrong
  17. #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Chios Honey She's a filthy typical American tramp prostituted by Disney. her vagina is completely wrecked. her vagina looks like a herd of waterbuffalo trampled on it more than a few times. she's a blown 0-ring

    took the words right out of my mouf
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  18. #18
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka You sound just like the guy from Chuck Palahniuk's Pygmy, it's funny.

    What's the plot? Is it as good as fight club?
  19. #19
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 What's the plot? Is it as good as fight club?

    It sucks. Pygmy is one of a handful of young adults from a totalitarian state sent to the US disguised as exchange students. Living with American families to blend in, they are planning an unspecified act of massive terrorism that will bring this big dumb country and its fat dumb inhabitants to their knees. The plot itself is nothing to write home about. Young terrorists sent to infiltrate America under the ruse of exchange-students? Why does that sound so familiar? Oh, because even The Simpsons have done it.

    I read Fight Club and Diary and Lullaby, I enjoyed Fight Club enough to re-read it several times…he also wrote Rant and Snuff.
    Rant was tolerable, Snuff was boring and I finished it within the space of a few hours.

    The thing about Chuck is that he's a very nihilistic writer. He enjoys writing dark, disturbing, and sickening things, designed to shock eighth grade readers.
    I've never previously had a problem with that, despite his recent slow decline into writing shocking things just for the sake of being shocking.
    In this case (Pygmy) however, I read to the end of the first chapter and then put the book down. I did eventually finish this book in one dreary afternoon I forced my way through it, and I truly mean forced. It isn't worth the time it takes to read.

    If you do want to read it, at the very least save your money and borrow it from a friend or a library.
  20. #20
    Wait Britney’s single? Imma shoot my shot
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