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Posts by Chios Honey

  1. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I'm gonna build this giant Tuff Shed 'cabin' and I'm not installing electrical wiring because meth heads ripping it out.

    I will simply just keep it basic. fuel generator and solar panel battery I take with me when I leave back to here.

    I'll try and bolt steal panels over the studs instead of drywall to keep them from trying. nothing the walls anyways but fiberglass.

    bars I put bolt on the windows and front door when I leave back for here. but allow them to see it's empty through the window.

    I'm going to make concrete bench like structures in it and bring the throw pillow and cushions back with me or store it in a false wall along with a cheap 150-200 dollar Chinese made TCL I can just slip in a faux wall

    no reason to break into this thing. to prevent squatters I will leave one solar battery hidden somewhere and have low rumbling sounds play throughout the day. annoying sound waves that make people feel uneasy. and every once in a while have a loud chirp go off throughout the day. maybe a loop recording and sounds of fingernails across the chalkboard.

    keep everything simple. bring laptop, generator, dorm fridge and whatever with me everytime I leave. keep it simple. less shit to rip off or turn it into a drug den. rig it with other shit. meth heads are the worse fucking people in the world. worse than heroin addics.
  2. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Cuz I only work 10 hours a week

    doing what. cleaning out the breakfast servers at Extended America?
  3. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I bet I'm NOT.

    Just the East Bay Bruisers

    What is that, some kind of motor cycle club
  4. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator I'm a week sober in two days

    So 5 days sober.

    I would like a token for my 5 days sobriety and a round of applause.

    do 4 laps first
  5. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I dreamed of Rape Monster farting on my cake with a chicks ass.

    FTFY
  6. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I had a bad dream that I was black and had to leave Europe because I didn't want to deal with discrimination. I was in an airport McDonald's trying to decide between Jamaica and Trinidad and Tobago. I was worried about what clothes to wear with my new skintone. I was wearing a beige wool coat, black jeans and platform heels.

    Oh look a racist Irish. You stupid fucking bitch whore. Fuck outta here
  7. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Let's talk about all your health problems, Chios. How is your Type 2 diabetes treating you?

    borderline. not full on

    I have to cut back on the sugar. but that's manageable. not the breathing part. I'ts been really bad the last few days. walking up hills was easy for me just a couple years back but even with advair I just have no energy. even on the treadmill I can't jog like I used to. it's difficult to do the first ten let alone 45 minutes

    also there is a bad stink of sulfur in the air. I think it's the fuel refineries lately. they get fined all the fucking time. but it drifts from Richmond down into Oakland and Berkeley area. makes it worse.

    Why are you on Welfare ?
  8. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 you shot Tupac? or at least know who did it?

    the first time
  9. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster https://thisvid.com/videos/girl-farts-on-a-cake2/

    Is that called a buNtt cake

    get it.. haha hha ahhh haha
  10. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster https://thisvid.com/videos/girl-farts-on-a-cake2/

    does Kr0z pop out of it after she farts?
  11. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    https://defenseinnovation.com/products/defender-package-hdr-50-tr50-11-joules ??
  12. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Well, at least you slept well and have a beautiful view.

    There are newer Section 8 housing in Marin City outside of Wine Country with a better view and next to free with Nature all around and High Crime to go with.

    Liberal Sancurary States are gifty at tax payers money. I dropped some food off there thinking Wow, Nice condos.. then realize.. damn, a lot of hoodrat types and suddenly it dawned on me I was in TuPac's home town.
  13. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    https://defenseinnovation.com/products/defender-package-hdr-50-tr50-11-joules

    Mountain view
    boston
    Austin
    PENTAGON JUST OUTSIDE OF WASHINGTON D.C.

    why is a corporate HQ located inside our Pentagon? pentagon rents out office space?


    anyways the 50 cal TR50 upgrade to 11 Joules is supposed to be pretty decent. Pepper Balls and 'Homewrecker"
  14. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You're uppity ass scared of some motor oil

    I bet you're friends with those neighbors.

    who do you know in Martinez?
  15. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra he fundamentally misunderstood what was said, which is something that can't be fixed with autocorrect

    I don't understand. word salad. ELI5
  16. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk You should stop by Point Pleasant WV and visit the Mothman, highly recommend. Enjoy your vacay nonetheless tho.

    What was the bridge he purportedly make fall into the river and murked a shitload of West Virginians? I saw the movie. creepy. good movie.
  17. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Also Second City was originally chicago but branched out to Toronto and I think i read St Louis but St Louis never produced anything big
  18. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    does Canada still have SCTV? a modern cast of SCTV? they should. Second City is a good comedy troup. the original SNL was Second City and Upright Citzens Brigade. then some san Franciscan dude left Second City and formed Groundlings in the 80s and most members of SNL have come from there. not just SNL but Mad TV and In Living Colors.

    or something close to that. but Second City was the original.


    Canadians should revise a SCTV cast.
  19. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Chevy Chase is right. it's so fucking predictable "Dial up" humor. it's just boring. once in a while a guest will make it really funny but 5/6 are stupid as shit. there is no comedy timing. no pause and punchline dropped.

    it's supposed to be "modern sophisticated'. OMG STFU

    one season was like this in the old SNL days. 1980. worse cast. Eddie Murphy saved it along with a couple other members. but it was just a bad lineup. this is how it is. Michael Day can be kind of funny but his timing with others is offset.

    and "Well your boomer generation humor was stupid'

    Yeah, Stupid funny. it was funny because it was a mockery of stupid crazy shit. but clever and creative. timing matters. this is a group of talented people with horrible timing. some of these people doing comedy live are pretty funny. but they don't try and make it click. something is fucking missing.

    Why the fuck is keenan Thomas still hanging on? Retire and do some movies like everyone else. I think he doesn't have enough faith to leave the nest. he thinks he has it good here, why leave. LEAVE mother fucker. its time to fucking go.

    RETIRE

    FUCK EVERYONE HERE. you probably think this shit is funny. it's not. its horrible
  20. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra not really, scron basically said if the law wasn't enforced to the point where paedophiles were able to act with impunity people would just kill them

    now the Mephedrone Menace is talking about 'what if they didn't enforce anti-noncing laws but they still protected nonces fuys'

    what does that have to do with Wariat's engrish getting better?

    He's probably Scron's alt. this whole time. Scron read his story and threw him in. but the guy is fucking annoying. itss odd that Wariat likes to draw quirky shit that resembles his own.
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