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Posts by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ›

  1. Originally posted by Bradley Wow this sounds complicated will respond when not really drunk

    It's not honestly it's literally basically just alt.gunpowder

    I frequently forget how to make that. Charcoal, piss and sulfur. Pretty sure that's it

    I bet tannerite is just two random metals grinded together . The ite means it's probably a rock or something! I dropped out of school at a young age!

    The targets comprise a combination of oxidizers and a fuel, primarily aluminium powder, that is supplied as two separate components that are mixed by the user
    I remember infinityshock fucked around with tannerite a lot I think he even used some to kill a nigger. I bet if you put his name into search with thermite you will get some good shit. Fuck I can't resist

    Originally posted by infinityshock that was so far from the recipe…much less the exact one…that you may as well have posted the directions on the 'exact recipe' for plutonium.

    thermite and thermate are not the same thing, tard.

    My penis is erect
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenorite

    Not to be confused with??? Motherfucker copper OXIDE .. does it.. spark up perhaps???
  2. I no longer want to make cookies



    I'm just gonna eat the entire bag of candy and then edit my posts and pretend like I never got a candy, sorry babe
  3. I would give up but my desire for cookies is too strong
  4. I don't even have that much sugar
  5. Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› Preheat your oven to 350Β°F (175Β°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
    In a mixing bowl, combine oats, sugar, milk, and egg. Mix well.
    Gradually add potato starch to the mixture to help bind the cookies. If the mixture is too wet, you can add a bit of additional flour until you achieve a dough-like consistency.

    the ghetto cookies usually turn out good BUT FOLLOW THESE PARTS DO WHAT THE ROBOT SAYS if it says GRADUALLY ADD do not just dump it in, you can ruin the batch, if you add it the way it says it seems to understand basic cooking mechanics with random ingredients and understands this before it gives you a recipe so it knows that following it exact will make something

    but if you go off the mark like a few times I dumped it in and mixed stuff wrong, wait why the fuck am I using potato starch + egg wtf are you doing AI thats retarded

    πŸ€‘πŸ‰ BEWARE: THIS MESSAGE WAS CREATED USING MACHINE LEARNING ALGORITHMS πŸš¨πŸ€–
    1 cup oats
    1/4 cup sugar
    1/4 cup milk
    Optional: vanilla extract, chocolate chips, nuts, dried fruits, etc.

    Instructions:

    Preheat your oven to 350Β°F (175Β°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
    In a mixing bowl, combine oats, sugar, and milk. Mix well until all ingredients are combined.
    If desired, add any optional ingredients such as vanilla extract, chocolate chips, nuts, or dried fruits. Mix them into the dough.
    Use a spoon or your hands to scoop portions of dough and form them into cookie shapes. Place the cookies on the prepared baking sheet.
    Bake the cookies in the preheated oven for about 10-15 minutes, or until they are lightly golden around the edges.
    Remove the cookies from the oven and let them cool on a wire rack before enjoying.
  6. I just ate a half bag of candy

    im making the fucking cookies I don't care I'm GONNA DO IT

    I just cleaned EVERYTHING shit no I didn't I need to clean an oldje tray. BUT ONCE THAT"S CLEAN like 5 MINUTES I'm FUCKING ON THIS. I want cookies within the hour!!!

    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› but yeah I went again today and this is everything I got


    I did not buy flour. I'm just gonna gonna cut the oats with something else idk what, i'll find something
  7. Originally posted by aldra you can use magnesium ribbon to ignite it, you'll have trouble with a normal torch because it takes a lot to get the reaction going

    you can also mix powdered magnesium in (20% or so from memory) to make it easier to ignite but it won't burn as hot

    Surely someone has tried this with every metal and recorded the results
    like a Tikial

    Thermites I know, ignited and loved.

    If by Iron powder they meansomething like this it should be dirt cheap . I used to sell sacks of this stuff for like $50
    fertilizer grade monohydrate, the hexahydrate seems to be more common but I would guess based off nothing that you'd want less hydrogen in the mixture or else it could generate water
    Originally posted by Haxxor Feβ‚‚O₃ (s) + Al (s) β†’Alβ‚‚O₃ + 2 Fe(l) + Heat.
    water vapor maybe... but it needs the oxygen
    wait wtf is Feβ‚‚O₃ that's just rust. HOLDJE ON A SECOND


    idk if this is thermite grade or if you need like iron turnings, but on breaking bad they seem to use just a shitty iron powder. I have never seen a DIY industrial scale at home method for thermite, I always assumed it was just easy to make a fuck ton of it

  8. Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € TheDarkRodent will cane one of his customers to death within a month.

    Imagine in like 3 years reading the yelp reviews and seeing all kinds of wild stories from customers. I would actually probably die laughing, my sides would be in orbit. and if he stopped posting here for years but we could just see the bad yelp reviews pile up

    if that ever happens I am dropping everything in my life and going to declare it a holy site. Camping a LEGAL distance away in the woods and making smoke signals to draw in new customers. people will have no idea what the fuck they will be like the owner is a dick but why is that dude saying this is literally the chosen land israel found in the golden plates of mormonism and also he gave the place a pretty good review

    oh yeah I forgot to mention i'm literally a real life food critic btw like i'm actually trying to make a career out of it
  9. and thats half a bag of candy eaten

    I left her all the sweet and ate all the sour

    I'm sweet enough

  10. I was just going to make a thread titled "i went to the bodega....."

    But it came up in my thing when I went to type it and i'm like NO... I didn't already make a thread with the title I went to the Bodega...

    sure enough

    but yeah I went again today and this is everything I got

  11. Originally posted by aldra it's iron oxide and aluminium powder, add a little sulfur if you want it to burn hotter and faster

    I've never tried burning an 8ft pile of the stuff but it shouldn't explode, just burn real hot

    I wonder if you can make one with magnesium ribbon or if there's other stuff you can use besides those to make some other pyrotechnic shit

    although iron and aluminum powder is probably cheaper. This kinda stuff always reminds me of

  12. I can't even remember the joke it's like he jumps out of the hole but then I got carried away splicing the mario gif and it basically lost all meaning




    ^in case nobody believes its 16 colors
    I know the resolution helps a lot but ive tried it with full size many times and even scenes from movies look not that bad

    People are just spoiled and don't know how bad bad can get

  13. Originally posted by Pete Green Hex don't simulate refracted light like cmyk does

    Doesn't it though??? I have a list of several "shades of black" all in hex form . I was under the impression hex is the PEN-ULTIMATE to express color, if you can add additional light on top of that that can't be expressed in hex than #PFFFDFTTFTTT who the fuck needs that much light. I mean we really only need 16 colors, beyond that you don't seem to gain that much really

    or maybe it's like key frames kinda. Idk

    full size one is 256 color dithering only, light dithering
    (edit, the gif was so long I forgot theres a second half I had to make them seperate and combine them , wtf drugs)
    this is literally 16 colors. Looks exactly the same to me. I bet side by side you could hardly tell


    I frequently reduce my gifs to 16 colors, it can sometimes cut down the size 50% or more
  14. Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› would you like your name written on my balls or asshole???? if you choose neither I will write it on my dick and post thst instead

    sorry this took me so long I thought since its your birthday I would give the old knob a trim, enjoy!
    cum unwrap your gift
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ad bacon? Is that advertising bacon?

    POinting out spelling mistakes holy shit lmrao he's SOOOOO MAD



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Shut up. Just really shut up.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA literally melting down because mr perfect can't admit his menu is a little janky even after I said it's basically 99% perfect with a very few minor things and pointed them out

    NOEP NOEP!!! Tl;DR YOUR CLEARLY ALL JEALOUS OF ME.. fucking lol the ass pain is real in space folkx?! this dude's temperment in hospitality service sounds like it will be very SPICY

    i'm getting some strong vibes of this type of energy
  16. Originally posted by Pete Green "WITH BACON 7.00" NOT ADD BACON 7 DOLLARS BECAUSE IT IMPLIES 7 more dollars

    yup. It's a very simple not a big deal thing that I took time out of my day to actually point out and he sticks his fingers in his ears and acts like a bitch lmao

    HAVE FUN IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY!!! "The customer is always right!, except when they are WRONG and a MORON"

    quote from my old boss.
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Repeating yourself, the sure fire sign a cuck admits defeat. Now post some gifs too! CRAWL AWAY LIKE THE RAT YOU ARE YOU CAn"T ADMIT DEFEAT WITH HONOR LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR
  18. post r3ading comprehension

    go ahead

    athletic abilities.
    athletic abilities


    I had no idea this was a enhancement lmrao

  19. more like can't read, no athletic abilities ability, english skills so bad you can't even write a simple basic menu (inb4 WELL I DIDN"T DESIGN THE LAYOUT) I already pointed that out

    I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You assume I read more than 5% of anything you type.

    You assume that I care what anyone reads

    why do you think i'm POINTING OUT that I pointed out something.
    -_-
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