idk i went to a blink182 show and met a girl there that had bottles of vodka strapped on her legs under her skirt and gave me some and grinded her little butt against my dick.. I'm getting a woody just thinking about it.. ooohoohhoooo!
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I think music is the best way for you which is what I've been telling you for centuries. If you go to a fucking bar or somewhere people are playing music you'll meet weird people you can start a relationship with. Shit like that. Go for the broken hipster crowd. Go to a library and start conversations with people that make them laugh and disarm them. Follow children into the bathroom and ask if they need help defecating.
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Also protip: one of the best ways of meeting people from the same peer group is at work.
what if they bully you?
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Originally posted by Duke Zion
The taco I had was under a heat lamp for awhile but at the time I was hungry as fuck tried my best to keep it doen but aldo threw up in the bathroom.
I like the jack n the crack ones
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this thread is an embarrassment to this website and we openly let pedophiles and homeless people post but this is so incredibly stupid it's unbecoming of this community. I think HTS should kick scron out for a week and see how he can decrease the value of change in his pocket by throwing most of the change away because he's a genius who understands how money works, hence why he's on welfare with a tranny in fucking toronto, the best city in canada.
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Originally posted by Duke Zion
I remember going on POF seeing women put things like I dont want sex or FWB…yea right bitch you are trying to meet a guy online you want some dick.
That's like people on Tinder saying they're there for friends. That's like watching a porno to see whether or not the plumber manages to fix the sink.
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Originally posted by Duke Zion
Problem with being good at eating pussy your womans gonna want it all the time…dont say I hate doing it but I dont like doing it everyday
That was exactly my situation.. that was my biggest strength and anything else wasn't as good for them by comparison so that's what they demanded over and over. It got to the point where I was like, I gotta start sucking balls at sucking pussy, this is too much.
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If push comes to shove and all our crops die and all the cattle start dropping off of thirst, we'll use Technologist as the human sacrifice to the lesser gods. Volcanic appeasement offering.
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Originally posted by G4LM
jedis are white. Get over it.
They literally aren't. For one, white isn't a race, the people we are talking about are Europeans/Aryans, jews are an arab and asiatic (khazar) hybrid race that come into being from thousands of years of rape and inbreeding. Comparing a jew to a European is like comparing an aboriginal to a negro.
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I keep a good downhome American-made cast iron pan on one of those single burner cooktops set to HIGH heat, at the corner of my desk.
I have it positioned where I don't need to stand up or anything I just turn my chair about 15 degrees and piss into it and because it's hotter than all-get-out it's instantly self cleaning and never fills up.
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Dude play video games and do drugs. What do yiu really need more money for? A bigger house to sit in just the same?, a fancier car just to get to where you're going just the same? Wearing expensive clothes like anyone gives a fuck?
Be like yourself. Do what you do. Fuck bitches G's up ho's down
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hydromorphone
victim of incest
[insincerely conduce my paisley]
Thought he was leaving though? Well, lol, we all know that's bullshit. Nobody leaves for good. We all wind up right back here eventually. He might be gone for a while, but soon enough his little autistic, woman hating ass will come back to cry about why girls don't like him before too much time goes by.
Our dear little cumcake.
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