2016-05-21 at 2:35 AM UTC
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Eyeballing
I thought this thread was about a new sexual act when you cum in a woman's eyes and make her unable to open their eyes for hours
2016-05-21 at 2:33 AM UTC
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Wtf is wrong with you people
I took a long break Zoklet and have a good girlfriend now. I just found this site a few weeks ago. That being said, I hate the real world it sucks I much rather go into DPH psychosis then become a productive member of society
2016-05-19 at 8:06 PM UTC
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Nigga word of the day
nig·gard·ly adjective not generous; stingy. adverb in a stingy or meager manner.
2016-05-19 at 4:20 AM UTC
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im a fuckin pusie
Go up to a random person and fight that person
2016-05-18 at 12:53 PM UTC
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Make me a moderator
You have to be a real nigga to be a mod, you ain't no G.
2016-05-18 at 12:51 PM UTC
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This site needs more traffic
Free samples or get the fuck out
This thread has been infected with aids.
2016-05-17 at 11:03 PM UTC
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I have been #REKT
Start doing copious amount of drugs and let the demons take over
2016-05-17 at 11 PM UTC
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MARK FAKED HIS OWN DEATH
He wasn't important enough to remember
When I went to Canada I stuck it up my ass. When I go the border I was already stoned and on my license I was hung over so they had me and my friend wait in the building and searched my car with the dogs and all but didn't find anything but ended up breaking the frame to my CD player because they pulled it out thinking they would find drugs behind it fucking assholes
2016-05-17 at 10:53 PM UTC
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Drug Test ?
I ended up drinking too much vinegar thinking it would flush my system out instead it shut down my kidneys so I couldn't pee. I thought maybe if I took a shit it would help me pee but it only maybe gave me a fee drops. Then I look and their was no toliet paper and the toilet wouldn't flush. When I handed them the cup they said it wasn't enough I said I had kidney problems and that's all I could do...long story short I had to drive home with a shitty ass and days later they called back and I tested positive for weed. I feel bad for whoever went into the bathroom after me and saw a big pile of shit in the toilet
2016-05-17 at 9:12 PM UTC
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Evalion
I'd rather not I only watch women online if they are getting fucked or their ass eaten like a sandwich
I wipe my ass with my socks if I run out of toilet paper