Why don't you just kill yourself?

1. 2016-05-19 at 5:25 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nobody will miss you.
2. 2016-05-19 at 6:26 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
   You don't scare me kid
3. 2016-05-19 at 8:01 AM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Shut the fuck up, CF. You've done nothing but shitpost without any real fundamental variety or creativity since you came here. You're persistently unpleasant and no one likes you, you're even worse than sploo.
   
   Take a hint, you aren't wanted here, no one wants you here.
4. 2016-05-20 at 8:04 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I can't die. Last September I bought a gram of heroin, mixed it with MDMA and tried to OD but I just got really high and puked for two days when I ran out and then I was fine.
5. 2016-05-20 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Nobody will miss you.

   
   
   because killing yourself is gay as shit, why don't you take your own advice you retard.
6. 2016-05-21 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #6
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Recipe For a Suicide in Three Easy Steps:
   
   1. Remove wheel of car/truck with jack.
   2. Place head directly under wheel hub.
   3. Release jack lever.
   
   Note: *legs will stiffly spasm outward once tremendously, followed by a slow settling of the enternal limbs *clear nearby items to avoid breakage/damage
7. 2016-05-21 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #7
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^thats pretty metal
8. 2016-05-21 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Recipe For a Suicide in Three Easy Steps:
   
   1. Remove wheel of car/truck with jack.
   2. Place head directly under wheel hub.
   3. Release jack lever.
   
   Note: *legs will stiffly spasm outward once tremendously, followed by a slow settling of the enternal limbs *clear nearby items to avoid breakage/damage

   
   
   This is a good way to an hero because everyone will assume it was an accident.
9. 2016-05-21 at 10:38 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Because I don't wanna decrease the white population.
10. 2016-05-22 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    He will fail at sucide like everything else and live as a vegetable for a few months until a nurse grows tired of cleaning his shit and pulls the plug
11. 2016-05-23 at 8:06 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    He will fail at sucide like everything else and live as a vegetable for a few months until a nurse grows tired of cleaning his shit and pulls the plug

    
    
    Crib leg bag hahahaha
12. 2016-05-31 at 3:59 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Shut the fuck up, CF. You've done nothing but shitpost without any real fundamental variety or creativity since you came here. You're persistently unpleasant and no one likes you, you're even worse than sploo.
    
    Take a hint, you aren't wanted here, no one wants you here.

    
    You've been posting the same post in TRT for about six years, possibly your entire life.
13. 2016-05-31 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #13
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    You've been posting the same post in TRT for about six years, possibly your entire life.

    
    I've...come to realize...there are these autistic supercycles I've been continually trapped in throughout my life. Imagine being in an ocean and becoming caught in a whirlpool so large, so relatively slowly pulling you around and to the center, that it can take years to notice, and by then you aren't even sure if you want to be pulled out.
    
    It's a terrible thing. It could be happening to you as well, sploo.
14. 2016-05-31 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    for someone who constantly does drugs and has existential crises, sploo is boring as fuck.
15. 2016-05-31 at 2:54 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    for someone who constantly does drugs and has existential crises, sploo is boring as fuck.

    
    That's you when you run out of robot gimmicks or kill women personas and what's left is an Asperger's adult who just really wants to draw stick figure comics,
16. 2016-05-31 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    That's you when you run out of robot gimmicks or kill women personas and what's left is an Asperger's adult who just really wants to draw stick figure comics,

    
    
    Oh.
17. 2016-06-01 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm the motherfucking morning sun.
18. 2016-06-09 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #18
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The wisest men in all ages have judged similarly with regard to life: it is good for nothing.
    
    https://books.google.com/books?id=Xk3CAgAAQBAJ&pg=PA9&lpg=PA9&dq=The+wisest+men+in+all+ages+have+judged+similarly+with+regard+to+life:+it+is+good+for+nothing.&source=bl&ots=nPsdkGLH_P&sig=O9YyDEkTLKkHTZlSSEhSTANm0mo&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiL_f_dkpvNAhVP3GMKHZNpA1UQ6AEIHjAA#v=onepage&q=The%20wisest%20men%20in%20all%20ages%20have%20judged%20similarly%20with%20regard%20to%20life%3A%20it%20is%20good%20for%20nothing.&f=false
    
    Death is the only physician here.