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Posts by slide22

  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked youre on the right path. im proud of you.

    I'm proud of Star Trek LOL

    "hooked on meth" OMG it's only a matter of time.
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Im so tired right now. this woman keeps me up with her snoring and I tried to raise the bed and the battery on the remote didn't work and I was too lazy to find a replacement battery.

    it had been lowered to replace sheets becuase they pop off when you try and put them on with the head raised.

    I love our new bed though. even the leg inclines. and when you put your head at the base and raise that, it's super confy for using the projector on the wall to watch a movie


    Im sorry, What were you saying, Scron?
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Maybe you and your mom are the only kind people in the world. If that's true though Me and a few others are the only smart people in the world.

    Kindness and Smart doesn't go hand in hand apparently :(
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie How do you suppose this blindness will come about?

    Ancient Chinese Secret

  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Im kinda grossed out now. You gonna get Food Poisoning JigJo


    pee pee poo poo kind
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Anyone remember the North Korea "superdollars" thing? Apparently back a few years ago the Kim's got some professional kit in and started knocking out Benjamins that were indistinguishable from the real thing. Don't know what happened with that, I assume the Yanks told them to knock it off or something.

    I remember the Uncle or brother getting taken out at an Airport.

    I bet they still make them and sneak them out with spies who spend them or bring them into currency exchange
    I heard the paper is difficult to replicate by how it's threaded and meshed in layers. it's not one paper but layers which is how the watermarks are made. those magic pens actually are chemical reactions. I think it's invisible if the paper is real and if it doesn't have that certain secret chemical in it they turn black or brown. then the ink along is difficult to replicate. this shit is advancing all the time.

    Off topic, I heard Anna May Wong (1920s Actress) will be on a US Quarter (flip side, obvious)
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    just a matter of time before faggot is blind
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost ugly hobo

    Im so ugly Im cute.

    thats what's the strangest thing about my looks.
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I have to admit I miss the guy.
    It's like something is missing.

    I found Fona's before and after Afghan photo

  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Iseedivision If you have anything like pills or anything dm me
    $$$
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The way LP authority works is you are legally allow to match force for force. So if the shoplifter grabs, LP can grab. If the shoplifter slaps, LP can slap. If the shoplifter kicks, LP can kick. If the shoplifter punches, LP can punch. And if the shoplifter refuses to remain at the point of contact, then they can be legally taken to the ground to force the shoplifter to remain until police arrive.

    cept in California. you can't touch a shoplifter but you can try and grab the goods out of their hands however if they fall and harm themselves you can be sued.

    People are getting really sick of this shit even in California. when I was younger, we tackled people and handcuffed them in the office on a ring bolted to a bench bolted to the office floor. 1980s was still an enjoyable time to live in Cali
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master this is 2k1s long lost son

    Do I look Pakistani to you?
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I don't work there it was just an idea for you besides being a maintenance man

    I really believed you because we live in Clown World and Clown World gonna be Clown'n
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I am not a very honest or reliable person but I'm working on it

    ^Stocking the beer section.. Ooops that beer dropped and the can burst. 7th one this evening (as he staggers off)
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting im not gryl sry buddy

    STOP USING HIS PHOTO. I GET CONFUSED BY VISUALS
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Humans are not all the same. Some are better than others.

    because of upbringing and less chaos in their lives. but some of us are born with issues. still, overall everyone's a fucking cunt except me and my Mom.
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    LoL Shit covered bloody tampons in Gay mens Restroom at Giggles
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 work for Google restocking feminine products in the restrooms, they literary have tampons in the men's crappers and in many parts of the googleplex the men use a lot more of them than the women's but hey what are you going to do it's a man dominated workplace so it makes sense if you think about it 🤔

    are you messing with me? anyways You still working there or this weirded you out and you left. or you just pulling my leg.

    how much do they pay if you're not joking. at least 28 an hour?
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost u done crying?

    I care so much about you Ghost. I know you can succeed on your own. YOU CAN DO THIS
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson GTFO lightweights


    Remember in that film Deep Impact (no a homo porn) where the guy leaving on his boat to hide out in the middle of the Ocean brings 100,000 cases of this shit. like how could you just live on this shit alone. I doubt it.

    then after 9/11 and all this fema camp talk there really was a bunch of coffin liners and cases of Ensure protein drink at Golden Gate Park. it was around 2003 or so. so these FEMA camps were planning on shitloads of deaths at some point with all those liners.

    oddly 2003 was when the First Covid showed up. aka SARS along with MERS and I heard several years later by some ER nurse that they really were expecting a massive pandemic that Luckily never happened. then it happens again in 2019. so it's not NEW
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