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Posts by slide22

  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor She could date Bradley and they could do a couples thing


    she should be ketchup and Bradley should be Mayo or Miracle Whip
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    as a dirty blood tainted aids needle




    she's going to carry me around and stick me inside her later on

  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Do you normally leave the door open and the lights on all evening? Please utilize a more articulate, appropriate expression next time, Peedy.

    Fuck off, Dont come around my house again with your weirdo friends.
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    doesn't really hurt. this photo isn't correct. he needs to pinch it harder.


    the pinch hurts more if you do it right. but leaves big ass bruises and your gums bleed too -_-


  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    I would get a second opinion if it starts up because mine showed nothing twice and 6 months later I had a hard time breathing and thought I needed a nebulizer I would get at least once a year, but this breathing problem felt different. and they decided to do an EKG on me and the next thing I see 3 doctors looking at me through that little glass window through a door and then one came out and said "it looks like you have a blood clot in your left calve.

    and then they did that jell ultrasound and it showed something there and the next thing I was in a room getting my first dose of Lovenox and they then sent me home with a dozen shots x4 a day. you have to pinch your belly fat and jam that fucker in there.
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    There is nothing wrong with transitioning as an adult. it's their lives.

    but it's wrong when you try and drag your fetish for change in with children to normalize it which is clear grooming behavior.


    but the Far Left would still call me a hater, hate criminal minded and a Far Right White Nationalist for saying this.

    thats how fucking weird they are
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Kek he was on my facebook page as a friend and not just a follower of his page.

    This is my twin



    I had like 6 musicians on my facebook page for a while. once you get 2 or 3 it just takes off.

  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    I hate my name.


    people are mean. why should I be.
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Shes cute but Ashatka Murthy?

    name play on that. I Shat a murthy. what the fuck is a murthy though. murky? I shat a Murray. I shat a Murphy.



    k im done.
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny he'll legalize street-shitting in UK.

    I thought he was from South Africa. is that something they do there too?
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Cab is one of the best wines. if you get a good year. living near wine country isn't a benefit. actually they try and gouge you because they think you're a fucking tourist when you go up there.

    just hit the fancy small wine dealers in the bay area and you can find some good deals. especially on unknown micro winery brands trying to take off. More than half are a pleasant surprize.

    we used to red red wine in the 80s. that song started a few year trend but I used to get so fucking ill on wine hangovers on the cheap wines. something to do with nitrates or some shit which speed up the cheaper wine maturity

    so instead of 2 years its like 16 months or some shit before they're ready to sell and taste Ok until you wake up the next day and regurgitate that shit

    Beers do it too but you piss it out fast so you don't have as much of a hangover if you drink fluids like Gatorade before bedtime.

    and leave it by your nightstand. and take a few ibuprofens. you'll wake up OK. then drink a half gallon of OJ and get a quick Re-Drunk effect for half an hour and then pass out on the fucking couch.

    OMG my drinking days were hardcore in the day.
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley ya ur so much stronger of a person tahn cobra wariat, u should make ur own yuoutube podcasts like fona used to

    so much cringe

    please don't take it to this limit
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost thats a cartoon sir

    Umm Excuse me. Havn't you ever heard of an Illustration? the photos aren't in yet. this is the best that their graphics department could come up with.
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost yeah i'm not clicking n any of your links to IP grabbers run by cops

    wow You're so confused, I thought you said you were a cop that I called the cops on.

    make up your mind

    less than 6 to go
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Warning Photo is vile, do not click if you have a weak stomach or health condition

  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by curlyKellen Alright, Vinn… I got my girl. Let's get this show rolling.

    STFU Buddha
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Balloon Man You're worth a dump truck full of my fuck

    FTFY addressing speedy
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    The Amish have taken control of the White House. seems they have been faking this Anti-Technology BS for a century or more.

    They have the football and the codes. shit shit what do we do?

  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra site ran out of storage

    I thought they were shutting story after story down. is that what the codes are saying? what kind of new3s site runs out of storage space on their server?
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon Elon Musk looked spritely carrying a proper heavy sink. This fucker looks slovenly.

    I'd have sacked the lazy fat fuck too

    I dig Rahul's nikes. cept the red stripe is kinda gay. Green Stripe
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