Posts by slide22

1. 2022-10-13 at 6:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Took a 5 gram dose of kratom with a 3.5 mg dose of bromazolam and now I'm puffing my THC-P cart until it kicks in

   
   Pop a couple of minty fixadent tablets into warm water and drink it and tell me how high you get.
   
   It's Not Alkasezta I can tell uz dat
2. 2022-10-13 at 6:50 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung fucking a nigger.

   
   Ooops. I spoke too soon
3. 2022-10-13 at 6:47 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Global aggregation strategies regarding precious metal extraction.

   
   Since your grandma died, you have been quoting random things on here. however your usual tagline hasn't showed up at all
4. 2022-10-13 at 6:46 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung staying on Medicaid for as long as possible.

   
   Dont you have to be like 65 to be on that?
5. 2022-10-13 at 6:43 PM UTC in I don't know why no one wants to play any video games with me.
   

   slide22 African Astronaut
   We should all pull a train on Wariats rich mother down in Santa Cruz. I bet we would all get one for Christmas
6. 2022-10-13 at 6:42 PM UTC in So they are reading out the Verdicts for cruz right now
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by STER0S wtf im going to sue u, motherfucker

   
   Your name is Sandy Hook?
7. 2022-10-13 at 8:46 AM UTC in What strain are you smoking right now
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I have a cartridge of some shit called Royal Gorilla. Definitely taste the glue and diesel notes from the GG I'm assuming it's made from. Gets me stoned real easy too.

   
   Why dont you just stop being a marijuana head, scron.
8. 2022-10-13 at 8:44 AM UTC in What strain are you smoking right now
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Incessant Strawberry Nightmare for me 💨

   
   I dont think you should be smoking anything little lady
9. 2022-10-13 at 8:44 AM UTC in I don't think planes should be able to fly over my head without my permission.
   

   slide22 African Astronaut
   Its mad at what you did Fona. and it will all come crashing down on you
10. 2022-10-13 at 8:40 AM UTC in Angela Lansbury dies at 96
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    She was a good actress. But she was one of those actors I thought died already. so it was like a Mandella Affect.
11. 2022-10-13 at 8:39 AM UTC in Cloverfield 2. Proper Cloverfield Sequel being penned
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    Folx?
12. 2022-10-13 at 8:37 AM UTC in Cloverfield 2. Proper Cloverfield Sequel being penned
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    Though there have been 3 in the franchise, none were connected directly. Cloverfield will now have a sequel telling us what ever happen to the monster nuked!
    
    We need our own version of Godzilla-type flicks. this was an OK attempt but a nice build up of some spastic giant creature that is true American would be sweet.
    
    I think a movie about an AI giant Robot for smashing warzones and enemy combats that can also fly but is like 200 fucking feet tall and just smashing highrises and pushing them over would be a cool film. then a sequel where it makes its own army with its own hands somehow. or turns on America and Canada after destroying Russia and China. then like hangs out with Australians while gaining their trust but not really
13. 2022-10-13 at 8:31 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra get rekt in the psych ward

    
    I'll rekt yur snigar ass
14. 2022-10-13 at 7:14 AM UTC in do you guys think its actually possible
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The word relationship doesn't mean sex before you go down that road dummy.
    
    I have a relationship with my 1st cousin but I don't fuck her…much.

    
    Thats not what she said.
15. 2022-10-13 at 7:12 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    OK some of us suffer from trauma after watching war videos which is basically legal snuff film. Please use Spoiler next time, OK.
16. 2022-10-13 at 7:02 AM UTC in Lunix Distributions
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I've been using Debian for years, setting up a new laptop, what distros do you use?
    
    Arch recommendations = cock snapped off

    
    ^Social Engineering
17. 2022-10-13 at 6:39 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Balloon Man Juan Doe, inventor of the window

    
    are you that John Inventor Of" guy?
18. 2022-10-13 at 6:28 AM UTC in This is my youngest daughter - she’s 14.
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    Its where Jesus Ascended. if its good enough for him, its good enough for me
19. 2022-10-13 at 6:19 AM UTC in This is my youngest daughter - she’s 14.
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor this is her second year working a summer job

    
    Oh nigga, WHA?
20. 2022-10-13 at 6:18 AM UTC in This is my youngest daughter - she’s 14.
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I'm making a trident out of a sharpened mennorah right now
    
    this one's for Jesus

    
    FOUL PLAY DEAR SIR> FOR I AM BOTH A jedi AND A CHRISTIAN. I AM A JESUS FOR jedi CHRISTIAN