why things gotta be the way
2016-03-29 at 3:44 AM UTC
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Poor peoples snax you like
i love those cheese balls that come in the plastic barrel things.
also, i used to make my ramen better by using 2 packets of chicken ramen with a hardboiled egg and sriracha
oh and cheapass chickfila sandwiches, sandwich bread, tyson frozen chicken, and sliced pickles from a jar
frozen burritos with extra shredded cheese melted on top
homemade doritos, baked corn tortillas cut into triangles with salt and fajita seasoning
shit cinnamon rolls, pillsbury crescent dough laid flat and then pour cinnamon, butter, sugar, maybe honey on top and bake it
rice and black beans with red pepper, salt, pepper, sriracha added. a true poor staple, rice n beans
microwave cheese nachos another obvious one
2016-03-29 at 3:32 AM UTC
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Easy killed himself.
well that sucks... sorry for your loss, i hope you and your family are doing alright
just stop failing so much.
its all those chemicals that are robbing you of your emotions, get off all that shit and don't fail at it.
2016-03-23 at 1:19 AM UTC
in
Call me racist, but...
i feel the same and i'm a little bit racist, so you might also be a little bit racist.
2016-03-22 at 9:20 PM UTC
in
Victoria is a trap
hard to say. into it either way, wheres more
that's a really awful plan, but i'm into the idea. wait until they go on vacation or are gone for a weekend, then either try and sneak inside the house and place a spycam yourself, or if unable to get inside the house maybe plant the cam right outside of her window. you can always go oldschool with a pair of binocs or a telescope, too. it might also be a good idea to just finagle some way to get invited over to their house, see if you can get them to show you around, and if they take you into the daughters room be very inconspicuous and try and plant a spycam then. lots of ways to do it, your original plan kinda sucks though because why would she keep a package unopened in her room? what if the camera hole ends up facing the wall? what if she just throws it away? what if her dad takes it? it's too easy to trace that shit back to you, you have to be more sneaky with these things.
alternatively, stop being a beta piece of shit and just go over there and make friends with the family so you can spend lots of time staring at the qt3.14, and drinking beer and box wine with the parents while watching tv. win-win.
2016-03-16 at 3:24 AM UTC
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Got my dick sucked last night
i like that you won't use birth control because of your religion, but having sex with worthless druggie whores is totally a-okay. i, too, enjoy picking and choosing the rules i want to follow based on my own personal interests.
experimented with two different smoothie flavors, one strawberry-lemon, and one strawberry with chocolate and almond. the chocolate one was much better, though i made the lemon one first so maybe my technique wasn't quite there yet. will have to attempt again.
the rest will likely be consumed standalone, maybe added sugar or whipped cream if i want something more sweet. for cake and jelly and shit i would have to go out and buy pectin/gelatin, so i'm just gonna forgo that route entirely.
jesus christ
jesus fucking christ
i just went and picked a bunch of fucking strawberries but now i have no idea what to with them. i'm worried they'll go bad if i don't eat or freeze them soon
you are all the people i hated in high school
danny devito's character. actually pretty smart/normal but like to watch weird and stupid shit go down.
2016-03-14 at 12:23 AM UTC
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ATT: Crazy Mike and/or Sophie
you ever notice that only people who are guilty bother with the whole "i didn't do it" spiel?
hambeasts, everything about fat people just disgusts me.
