2016-03-15 at 7:04 PM UTC
i just went and picked a bunch of fucking strawberries but now i have no idea what to with them. i'm worried they'll go bad if i don't eat or freeze them soon
2016-03-15 at 7:35 PM UTC
eat them/make them into smoothies
2016-03-15 at 8:14 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I'd make a stawberry toothpaste out of them, I actually did that a few days ago.
2016-03-15 at 8:25 PM UTC
After you juice them boil it down into like 10ml of pure strawberry hydrochloride and plug that shit, I've heard it's great for anal sex.
2016-03-15 at 8:36 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Yeah, strawberry lube is my favorite kind of lube.
2016-03-15 at 8:40 PM UTC
Make strawberry cake, and strawberry jelly and maybe also strawberry smoothies or juice or something.
2016-03-16 at 3:19 AM UTC
experimented with two different smoothie flavors, one strawberry-lemon, and one strawberry with chocolate and almond. the chocolate one was much better, though i made the lemon one first so maybe my technique wasn't quite there yet. will have to attempt again.
the rest will likely be consumed standalone, maybe added sugar or whipped cream if i want something more sweet. for cake and jelly and shit i would have to go out and buy pectin/gelatin, so i'm just gonna forgo that route entirely.
2016-03-16 at 7:33 PM UTC
Extract Hydroxybenzoic acid and convert to methamphetamine
