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  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Perun, God of Gay War
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How long before those AI girlfriends cheat on you?

    Just use some anticheat software
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  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    You don't understand the snow life man
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    I have a 99 inch penis
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    Originally posted by DontTellEm What? Who cares? Lol like are you ok that u think ppl might care about ur mundane day to day drivel. Lol why are ppl weird?

    Kafka is way cooler than you, you're lame and a hater
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  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Speaking of Indians do any of you watch Kitboga? Another YouTube guy. Did you watch any of that geography king guy, Falco?

    Yea he is pretty cool I watched his video on gaulic plateau
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    Originally posted by mmQ https://www.youtube.com/@GeographyKing

    Who is this guy, Joe Graphy?
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  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I've been taking Crouton to deal with pain and cut through DA BOX. It actually works better than I thought. I ate 100g of Red Maeng Da in the last week/few days and have much more to go. I always think of the video of sploo singing the "red maeng da/do the dahmer" song in the bathroom at school, then the video of him eating a few spoonfuls of Crouton in his kitchen and how he says he likes the taste which is similar to a bitter green tea

    IWD was supposed to send me Crouton a few years ago and said he did but definitely did not. My friends brother overdosed in a homeless shelter on Wednesday so my friend drove 3 hours to see their mom and she literally didn't leave the reservations bingo hall. Shits sad.

    I've been fucking with these Pete Davidson looking ho who is of course named the name which shall not be named. She exists only to torture me and suck my energy but I'm pretty wary of ho games these days. My latest skeem has had better results than I thought it would. I think I might not die in a homeless shelter and have narcan DO NOTHING

    We live in a world where every woman under 40 has a price to see them finger their butthole and it's cheaper than you think. Every guy needs a cocktail of drugs in order to go a day without breaking down. Everyone in the inner city carries narcan because people be dropping on the regular. Almost Every crime is justifiable and if anybody acts collectively its immediately suspect and liable to be infiltr8d by f3d b0iz n grls.

    It's funny the drug policy went from "drugs make people rebel" to "drugs make people docile and functional" I just hope the fuction is to do SOMETHING about this stupid mess. Why do I even want to have more kids?

    I didn't read this yet but I just want you to know I won't read it later either.
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  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men enjoy pe…eness.

    Is that really what you think?
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny to a dalit ?

    So you're just another retarded guy who randomly says retarded shit like WellHung?
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  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    That's the bad kind of Laser Vision
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    Originally posted by aldra go back to salt school

    Academy of Sodium
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny youll like it in jelly form.

    in your ass,

    Why, so I can shit on you with minimal friction?
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  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Shut up
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ingrained with grains of sea salt or just salty.

    Has grains of salt of the sea apparently
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    John Tax
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    Originally posted by WellHung Villarazzen

    Originally posted by WellHung Yillern

    What are you, some kind of mental retard? You just say retarded shit?
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  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Putting my butt into my own butt
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    Originally posted by WellHung You are an extremely uninteresting and unstimulating poster.

    Why don't you get interested in stimulating my balls with your tongue?
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  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The Rain Bowman

    A wandering legendary archer of unknown origins, motives or specific nature.

    He wields a bow made of Adamant Yew, the strongest and most unyielding wood with nevertheless immense capacity for flexion if adequate force is applied.

    Adamant Yew grows only in the Dragon Woods of Bavaria, which themselves sit atop the hostile peak of Mount G (the specific location is a closely guarded secret). It grows on geological timescale and survive a only because it is one of the strongest metamaterials known to man. It is ultra dense and destroys most humans tools upon applications of force. It is a live wood with active regenerative fungal symbiotes that prevent any attempt at progressive abrasion.

    Only one Adamant Yew is ever known to have been felled and harvested in the Raheshi Incident of 1977, wherein the Rain Bowman annihilated the base of the tree (codename "Exeter") with a single karate chop. He then hauled the lumber to an unknown location, evading satellite imagery with his keen eye.

    He then fashioned the tree into one massive bow as well as countless arrowheads. With this how he can fire a single shot around the curve of the earth and back to land at his feet if he so chooses.

    He can even hit the moon and other planets and even the sun. One time he missed and hit another galaxy, it died.

    His arrow shot can annihilate even an M1 Abrams tank in 1 hit and keep going and even penetrate and destroy 100000000 tanks (nobody knows the upper limit, he destroyed all the tanks in the world in one shot).

    He can even shoot down fighter jets in flight if he wants, that's how accurate he is.

    Most importantly he can shoot arrow so fast that it looks like whole arrow RAIN is coming and his signature move is to shoot arrow so fast it starts refracting sunlights and makes a rainbow so people call him the Rain Bowman for both reason.

    He likes ramen.
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