Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Kind of an ironic username.
He's not speedy and he never parks, he only drives ahead looking forward, slowly
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Speaking of jails, around 86 I spent a day as guest of the Dallas County Correction Department waiting for bond. At lunch time they served the most disgusting sloppy Joe I've ever taken a bite of. I left it for my cell mate as I knew I would be out within hours.
Fast forward to Lake County, Ohio around 2007 I spent 3 days in the county for a traffic related incident. On day two at lunch they served sloppy Joe's. Imswear itnwasnthe exect same shifty institutional contract slop that I was served over 20 years before that in Texas.
As for the best jail food ever you have to go back to around 83 in dare County NC. I spent a night in there hotel that year. The cells looked just like the ones in Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show. Only there were 4 instead of 2. Around 7 am a jailer banged in my bars to wake me asking what I wanted for breakfast. I replied with something along the lines of "Ya really funny". He asked again what I 2anted as he handed me a sheet of paper. It was a double column list of breakfast items including bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, different types of toasts, cereals, milk, juice, tea, coffee and many others. Here they just fed the prisoners from a great little diner across the street that I ate at all the time. The best part was you were allowed to order as much as you wanted.
was the crime worth the time
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2022-09-01 at 1:44 PM UTC
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MY SUBARU IS FULL OF BEES!!!
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Yah maybe dont be a fucking slob in ur car idk
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Any other liberal propaganda you'd like to copy/paste because you can't think for yourself??
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
You've got to be pretty re-re to believe global warming can be stopped or reversed at this point…China/India/Russia..and the US are NOT going to stop burning fossil fuels anytime in the next 50yrs.
It is what it is at this point.
All the carbon credits in the world isn't going to stop the enviable.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
You've got to be pretty naive to believe humans can stop or are willing to stop doing what they are doing.
The self destructive behavior starts on an individual level right up to the global population level.
It's laughable to think people are going to effectively "overnight" change tens of thousands of years of behavior..it's not going to happen
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
As for learning, lol. You'll learn in 10yrs that all the good intentions in the world isn't going to help with the run away climate change…it's too late.
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
"Flash frozen mammoths"
"The earth isn't running out of water"
"Ostriches don't actually do that"
Any other strawmen you want to attack?
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2022-09-01 at 1:30 AM UTC
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Fat People Have Low IQ
Fuck! I just realized I’m not reading all this shit.
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2022-09-01 at 1:24 AM UTC
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Fat People Have Low IQ
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Fuck I just realized I forgot to mail something so I'm typing it here so It helps me jog my memory
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2022-08-31 at 11:50 PM UTC
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Fat People Have Low IQ
They eat like shit because they are depressed. They are depressed because they are fat and lazy. They are fat and lazy because they lack energy and have low intellegence. They lack energy and have low intellegence because they eat like shit.
They are pathetic.
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Reminds me my sister just had a baby, maybe she’ll give me her codeine again
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She knew I was an alcoholic but still recommended I be given diazepam.
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Ya I meant what I said they are the most fun gun. I'm sorry you personally find them to be tools. Take a high pressure water, u could blast shit with it that's a lot of fun destroying stuff with high pressure water, it's also a tool. A tape measure may be fun to a small child. The dick in your mouth, fun for you, but still a tool used to piss frequently.
A tool can be fun, unlike IMO a thermometer isn't that fun. But I'm sure you could have a lot of fun raising it to 98.8F with it.
Fun is speculative, tool is empirical.
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2022-08-31 at 3:38 PM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
It's fresh baked fish, no one eats chips withe fresh baked fish.
Chips only work with fried and battered fish.
Don't blame me. Only an Englishman would know the intricacies of English chip eating.
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Once again members of this Community are seeking your help! We will pay you cold hard Polaskis! Members of the Anti Child Molestation Brigade have long sought to warn others about prolific offenders. Today, we offer you, a humble Slav, the potential to make BIG MONEY while simultaneously doing some good for the world.
Local pedophile Mikej Lata has been increasingly going to bars, taverns, schools, and animal shelters for the purposes of soliciting canines, pre teen girls for the sole purpose of having anal sex with, to include but not limited to: Gaping, Fisting, Ass-Eating, and Bestiality. We are hoping to inspire and fiancially support a local member into hanging up signs not only disclosing his name, but photo, as well as a couple choice quotes regarding his fascination with preteen girls and large dogs as well as the fact he was deported from America for child sex crimes.
We are but humble servants of the child and hope you answer our call. We will ask you to anonymously hang up these posters at large in local taverns, schools, libraries, telephone poles, animal shelters housing dogs, and on local online messaging boards. Unfortunately we do not speak Polish, however I have recruited someone on the website Fiverr who not only will make the translate but put together the flyer. Unfortunately he cannot (I asked) hang up the flyers due to the fact he is living outside his home country. We also will include a link to Niggasin.Space where concerned townsfolk can come to learn more information regarding their local predator, Wariat aka Mikej Lata aka DogRimmer6969.
If you have any questions feel free to post in this thread or contact either of the following Elder Council Members of the Anti Child Molestation Brigade:
BradleyB, President & Founder.
BlasterMaster69, Chief Financial Officer & Founder.
Thank you for my public service announcements.
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Originally posted by Kafka
You can’t diagnose someone over the internet.
what the fuck is aspergers 'disease'? what retard would write that?
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Because God is autistic. He got like *way* into making atoms stick together for like 2 days at the start of time, and He thought those particular chemical structures were interesting (for reasons that we - in our mortal neurotypicality - can never hope to fully appreciate). Same reason any molecule exists. Gosh.
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2022-08-31 at 2:56 AM UTC
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I fucked this up
For your next meal you should try some boiled potatoes and bacon.
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2022-08-31 at 2:18 AM UTC
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I fucked this up
frala
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Originally posted by Bradley
Yes. I put the cereal out, Dollap a scoop of pb a huge scoop btw mush it around with a spoon then hit it with milk and do more mushing
Honestly I think you should go back to rehab
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2022-08-31 at 1:46 AM UTC
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I fucked this up
i thought a slow cooker was like a dumbfuck in teh kitchen
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2022-08-31 at 1:17 AM UTC
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Inside a Chicago trap house
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Anybody ever heard the story of Chicken Little?
A children’s fable about a young chicken who, in the traditional version, believes the sky is falling after an acorn hits her head. Also known by other names including The Sky is Falling.
1989 Presentation to Exxon Board of Directors on Greenhouse Gas EffectsThe presentation evidences Exxon’s shift from a leader in climate change research to an advocate against the dissemination of climate change information in the early 1990’s.
Instead of warning the public about global heating or taking action, fossil fuel companies stayed silent as long as they could. In the late 1980s, however, the world woke up to the climate crisis, marking what Exxon called a “critical event”. The fossil fuel industry’s PR apparatus swung into action, implementing a strategy straight out of big tobacco’s playbook: to weaponize science against itself.
A 1991 memo by Informed Citizens for the Environment made that strategy explicit: “Reposition global warming as theory (not fact).”
In 1991, Informed Citizens for the Environment, a front group of coal and utility companies announced that “Doomsday is cancelled” and asked, “Who told you the earth was warming … Chicken Little?” They complained about “weak” evidence, “non-existent” proof, inaccurate climate models and asserted that the physics was “open to debate”.
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