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Posts by Steven

  1. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Listen I'll go cock to cock with you anyday. We can do the peepee challenge and see who the world likes better. I might have an influx of foreskin leaving my cock looking like a boy trying in his father's tailored suit but the proof is in the pudding. My cock has a 78% approval rating and 4 out of 5 women will not leave once it is presented to them. My cock has been proven to be above average size for even sub Saharan Africans. Pete Davidson once told me "nice cock bro" and we "booped"

    Your cock facts just don't stack up. Put your cock where your mouth is or sit down and shut your cock

    You really pushing for a cock-off?

    You don't want the cock.

    You can't handle the cock.
  2. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Uaeno da haff it

    My friend is Lebanese tho

    Caucasian trash
  3. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Idiot

    umad slug?
  4. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Steven slugworth = 0

    slugfood = mold
  5. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I was drinking yesterday and my friend was yelling at his dog for spilling beer on a firearm and left the door open and his cat ran out so I DEFTLY chased him down and caught him and was yelling at him about how proud I was for catching his cat while he was yelling at his dog

    Wow this is a super white trash scene lol
  6. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not since I left England.

    I heard everyone in London shags sheep on the regular. Is this true?
  7. Steven African Astronaut
    unless Oppie is your dog gross
  8. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2…currently resting on Oppie's chin.

    let me know if you get itchy
  9. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra ejaculating in his hand and throwing it at women from his car

    no
  10. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What as? a sheep?

    you fuck sheep don't you
  11. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo He has admitted to being convicted of a sex offense before and has not had sex since.

    What kind of sex offense tho?
  12. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Steven slugworth = 0

    slugfood = mold
  13. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, it's not even close to being ready in that photo…I like my onions and sausage WELL done…the more burned and crispy…THE BETTER…MMm MMMM Mmmmmmmmm

    Then you should use a high heat oil so that it crisps up evenly.

    And also put the onions in first or just fucking roast it in the oven.

    You don't know how to cook Jiggs, and it makes me very sad.

    Your meals are crimes.
  14. Steven African Astronaut
    slugworth = 0

    slugfood = mold
  15. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Steven shut the fuck up s lug
  16. Steven African Astronaut
    Lol @ losing weight by jumping rope tho
  17. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I was honestly just being facetious..I know I’m not fat lol I’ve actually been fat ..I got really depressed after my dad passed and was eating a lot ..but I didn’t realize I was fat ..I was with a great guy and I guess no one told me!

    But girl! One day I took a pic and was traumatized!
    Something told me to start jumping rope ..probably called skipping rope over there
    But I jumped rope all that summer and lost 40 lbs ..

    It was unreal..I could talk about that experience for ever but I’ll spare you 😋


    But thank You so much you’re super kind ,artistic and you have an awesome personality..js ❤️

    lol fatty
  18. Steven African Astronaut
    nubile stays
  19. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Mine was offensively huge/bent and would result in a banning for posting it. Like for some reason you were allowed to post your Lil flaccid bean but I'd post with an alt for a while, then when engaged with a totse2er, would present my penis to them and would be immediately banned. It was pretty funny, idoosyncracy or whoever really took the tables, at least arnox wasn't super gay (actually, he definitely is super gay) and posted the tables recently.

    Fuck those totse2ers tho, so fucking gay holy fuck

    Lol 'for some reason'

    My dick was nicer, that's why it was allowed to stay.

    I remember seeing you post your dick and it was all wrinkled and gnarled, like the finger of an old man gripping his cane. Really ancient looking rod with rusty red hairs sprouting in forested patches.

    It's not what the community wanted.

    The community wanted my nubile, fresh, STRONG dick. Its flaccidity displayed power, like a statue of Zeus.

    A Cock-God need not throw his lightning bolts for people to understand the power of his might.
  20. Steven African Astronaut
    Folks, my anal glands are swollen again and I've begun to pierce the veil.
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