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Posts That Were Thanked by Back Lane Madders

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    If you go to a bar with an Ipad just kill yourself, full stop. literally find the nearest sharp object, roll up your sleeve, and cut through every vein you can until you bleed out.
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  2. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat im at that pub again the one i showed you star trek i get free wifi at not the one we kicked it at but not far. some young broad i noticed is sitting on left of me as im on my ipad i guess waiting for the restroom i thought i notice her come in with someone else (turned out her mom and not even to hang out but just so they both could use the bathroom) and i goup to her because in some small way she reminded me of that 20 yr old i met here who is not responding to me for like five hours now on messenger i met here last night. so i ask her if she was here yesterdsy to which she says no and i say ok you look like someone i talked to yesterday than leave back to myseat. i noticed shes waiting for a while i guess her mom was taking a shit who knows so i go up and tell her would you like a beer? if you want i can get you one and you can join me there. she said no im too young for you anyway. this motherfucking bitch has the audacity to say who the fuck is too young for me. i was flabbergasted fuys. im not some fucking middle aged old man m barley in my late 30s and look in my kate 20s like 28. what the fuuuuck. shes in a fucking bar. and the fucking agr of vonsent in this country is 15. even in the usa if thst bitch was in a bar shed be hit on where it is 18. what the fuck. i felt like garbage for a sec but i asked her how old r u and the trash pollack didnt even answer so i said but youre at least 18? and she replied im not 18 so than i asked but 16 at least? and she also siad no. i should have asked 15 i guarantee fucking you she was 15 the age of consent but i was too unsure or myself uncomfortable to ask thereal wuestiona nd out the garbage pollack untermenschen pollack in her place and after she said no and avoided answering me her age i jsut went badk. fuck them and this shit country garbage trashland.

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    No weirdos please
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  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could have bought a brand new one, better than that one, for $149.00.

    this. looks like a ripoff. good one
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  5. Donald Trump Black Hole
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  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Happens to some of us

    I can't wipe the smile off of my face.. it's like having helium balloons tied to your face cheeks

    I look like Buddha, silent with giggles every few mins
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  7. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Naw. I paid long ago from Ideate. When Discreet owned it.

    You can't torrent software today as far as I know.. it's all cloud installed, updated and monitored live



    You get an older version that doesn't require an online connection but does the job you want it to do. I'm still using Photoshop 7 and Office XP with the compatibility pack for example and they still do everything I need them to do.
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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I tried to commit suicide once, never doing that shit again I almost killed myself
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  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    From the trenches to the stenches
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Don't you talk to LaLa like that.. pops!
    I'll put something in the baee of your azz.......

    Ot

    Kinda Sheepy 💓
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  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    how manie diks did u suk in prisen
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think Hillary knew she lost too but claimed they cheated to win. Same with Trump. Now the precedent has been set that basically every election could very well be rigged and no matter who wins, it probably wasn't fair. Every election is gonna be this from now on in some form or another.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka In my element


    I don't know why but I feel like that guy on the right holding the food and staring directly at your camera might be some type of a bad raper man.
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  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood burlap is not acoustic

    of course it is, a large burlap tent will have acoustics when you try to sing in it different from that of a large marble walled hall.
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  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley Watched Full Metal Jacket and at some point when the guy was shooting civilians out of a helicopter this old white guy i was sitting next to looked at this Hmong guy and said "How that make you feel?"

    'It doesn't.'

    "I'm glad your family got out of there."

    'I'm from Laos'

    "I know I was there. I shot at your family."

    I shit you not my jaw fucking dropped. First time seeing the movie with non white people 10/10 experience.



    great scene
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  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waking up listening to the 125 young quail learning how to sound like adult quail outside my kitchen window
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  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  18. blaster master victim of incest
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  19. Donald Trump Black Hole
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  20. Originally posted by Kafka I've been tested for anaemia several times, don't have it but my iron is still low. Once they wanted to test me for diabetes because of the sugar in my blood. I'm not too worried about it because I don't want to get old.

    Oh you'd still get old, you just wouldn't have legs.
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