Posts by Back Lane Madders

2022-06-10 at 8:04 PM UTC in I got my blood work back :(

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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Broccoli my man…broccoli.

ETA: Slap some melted cheese on it if you know what's good for you.

Sounds like a recipe for clogged arteries

I do switch off with broccoli and celery as well for greens. Sometimes all of that but it gets too fibrous to drink down

I don't like chewing veggies and have a partial now. Can't chew hard veggies

But I prefer drinking over eating veggies. I hate cooked veggies too. Never been a fan.

2022-06-10 at 7:59 PM UTC in I got my blood work back :(

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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No no and no…1 banana, **27g** NET carbs, 1 cup strawberries 11g NET carbs, 1carrot 6g NET carbs, that's 44g not including the yogurt and honey.

…fucking lol no wonder it's out of control.

Protein and fat is your master from now on. Have a fucking boiled egg or piece of cheese, not a fucking carb filled smoothie

I get bad cramps from lack of potassium and always run low normal to low on potassium.

Avocados do have a good source but are fattening even though it's a good fat, it packs on the pounds

People are supposed to have fruit you know.

I suppose I can throw half a avocado in with blueberries instead but not as tasty ahmm 🤓👍

2022-06-10 at 7:53 PM UTC in Luke Skywalker hates me

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I can't believe John Ritter did a film like this 😂😆😆😂

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wear glow in the dark condoms and engage in cock fights.

2022-06-10 at 7:49 PM UTC in I got my blood work back :(

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Originally posted by Kafka I've been tested for anaemia several times, don't have it but my iron is still low. Once they wanted to test me for diabetes because of the sugar in my blood. I'm not too worried about it because I don't want to get old.

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh you'd still get old, you just wouldn't have legs.

He's not joking Kafka. Blindness is another problem, but ulcers of the feet and legs is a mother fucker. You loose feeling in your toes but then at night you get stabbing pains in the toes and web of feet and archways

Your toes turn black and gangrene and need to be chopped off, then the front of the foot then the calve and keeps spreading over years.

2022-06-10 at 7:45 PM UTC in I got my blood work back :(

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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson UM NO…

Orange Juice – 24g (6 teaspoons) of sugar per 8 oz.

Not OJ.. water with banana, strawberries, carrots, baby spinach or kale, few teaspoons of yogurt, radishes, 1/5th teaspoon of honey to sweeten.

2022-06-10 at 7:40 PM UTC in Luke Skywalker hates me

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2022-06-10 at 7:38 PM UTC in Luke Skywalker hates me

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Originally posted by Sudo Is that edger Allen poe on his socks?

It's cool he's older now, his accident scars aren't that noticable anymore. Honestly didn't matter at all to me.

Corvette Summer was a cool movie. I should watch it again.

2022-06-10 at 7:36 PM UTC in Luke Skywalker hates me

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Anyways fuck the idiots who went there. They're not heroes nor big criminal types.

They didn't shoot anyone, the Secret Service should be responsible just like cops who shoot people without proper warnings have been going to jail.

That guy should have shot the lady with a tazer first before shooting bullets.

2022-06-10 at 7:34 PM UTC in Luke Skywalker hates me

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Originally posted by Donald Trump

Fuck you Luke.

I'm confused.. he is taking accountability but wasn't there or was?

Whaaaaa?

2022-06-10 at 7:32 PM UTC in I got my blood work back :(

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Originally posted by Kafka I need to reduce my sugar intake but don't know how. How did you stop?

Drank fruit n veggie smoothies. Maybe the fruit sugar did it. Fucking faggoted fruit

2022-06-10 at 7:31 PM UTC in I got my blood work back :(

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Fuck! Stop eating sugar 3 months ago, it goes up instead of down

Fuck this clown world and failed science

2022-06-10 at 7:29 PM UTC in I got my blood work back :(

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Fucking makes 0 sense

Edited:removed

2022-06-10 at 7:22 PM UTC in Chicken Tikka

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Originally posted by Rape Monster I do all my cooking in my dryer

I need to too.

What's a good brand?

2022-06-10 at 7:22 PM UTC in Here is a picture of me around one year ago compared to today

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Originally posted by cigreting bible ses gaeseks an sin so hee stop reeding bibel

God loves his children though. And only hates the sin.

2022-06-10 at 7:21 PM UTC in Here is a picture of me around one year ago compared to today

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Originally posted by mmQ full circle

Soon

2022-06-10 at 7:20 PM UTC in Here is a picture of me around one year ago compared to today

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Originally posted by Grylls 👟👟💪🏼💪🏼

Peace out, niggas

Grylls.

You're the whitest Black dude on this site

Qudra Hapa Jigsaw Jigaboo

2022-06-10 at 6:54 PM UTC in Vicious shitlibs are hunting US Supreme Court Judges like animals

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What will the date be when the false Hollywood jedis of South Park' Episode saying we have to wait 22.5 years before 9/11 is funny
So like March 11th 2024?

Will 9/11/01 be funny on or after March 11, 2024?

2022-06-10 at 6:52 PM UTC in Vicious shitlibs are hunting US Supreme Court Judges like animals

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Originally posted by Donald Trump

There needs to be no distinction between the terrorists who commit these acts and those who harbor them, just like the jedi hero George W. Bush says.

False Republican

"That was 20 years ago bruh, let it go"

2022-06-10 at 6:51 PM UTC in Vicious shitlibs are hunting US Supreme Court Judges like animals

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Should be illegal to front while running in the guise of an opposite party.

NeoCons were just Cons conning.

2022-06-10 at 6:48 PM UTC in Vicious shitlibs are hunting US Supreme Court Judges like animals

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Originally posted by Donald Trump https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61735321

Why is this not bigger news.

Kavanaugh was previously viciously libeled as a gang-rapist, under oath, by John Kerry in a wig. Everyone soon realised the allegations were false, the invention of a fevered, cock-hungry imagination, yet he got away with it scot free.

John Kerry the S&K member While Dick Cheney's daughter proving none of them or the Bush's were ever Republicans. Even Uncle Ronald Reagan had a feeling about them and didn't want Bush as his running mate veep but was talked into it.

But then again, Reagan shifted from democrat to Republican during his time as Governor of California

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