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Posts by Back Lane Madders

  1. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Going to Lebanon


    Many of them are Christians as well but the moslim ones might be hawt.

    What is the reason for the hijab head gear? Is it like a skull cap garment but for Muslims? Christians used to wear these to church (women) in the form of scarfs, Catholics in Italy and Spain still do.

    But I never knew the significance of it. And though it's in Arab porn, I'm told it's not required in the bed sessions, but when married people who are Muslim are required to shower right afterwards ( which I always do regardless) but some like to lay in their afterglow

    Unless you're by yourself, then you wake up with sheets stuck to your hand
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Ive only had sex with lebaneezers from the Islamic world but I would very much like the branch out. Good thing is age doesnt matter that much to them nearly as much as status does

    Wait. What?
  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Icelandic girls are pretty good looking. I generally just like the Nordic aesthetic.

    Are they Norwegian or Danish or some Nordic country?
  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ^ This man is speaking from experience he basically just had a useless hunk of meat between his legs now and even a 100 lb 18 year old with DD tits deep throating his dick won't tickle him anymore

    It will. It's just 3 minutes then Mr softy then another 3 minutes


    I can just take a day or two break and my libido comes back. Which I haven't done in over a month.


    But sometimes you wake up with wood and attend it and wash off and go back to sleep. Or wake up with the sheet stuck to your hand
  5. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Liverpool has the best accent.

    If you can understand wtf they're saying half the time.
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just take a fuck ton of bundy for months , IT KILLS THE PENIS

    Xanax, SSRIs will do this as well as Gabapentin drugs like skelitor and nuerontin
  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Brings back good vibes. Anyone who makes fun of Toto only knows their radio play songs like Africa
  8. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Watching a 4k video of Toto and wondering when were they this great. They sound Bad ass.


    Their bases Mike isn't playing and they borrowed Leland Sklar from Phil Collins.


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    Originally posted by Sophie Nothing lasts forever. You could have fucked her without parental consent. IDK if you're older or younger than her, and it would be a lot of work, but i bet if you would have been smart about it, you could have fucked her.

    Ok gross but her friends were cute

    But I was a greasy booger nose 12 year old when they were 18-20

    I still looked 12 at age 15. There is a Van Halen concert filmed for VHS and MTV where I'm in the audience and it's a split second and I vaguely remember a friend who was with the camera guy who was allowed to do a macro zoom on my face and came down and told me at the end of the concert. I at the time thought Yeah ok. But then saw it later. It's on YouTube.
  11. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I thought the roe v wade thing hadn't been decided yet

    It has by supereme CT justice however it's on the ballets for November and may be voted back over.


    The majority of Americans or Congress will almost certainly officiate it as legal all over again. It won't be called roe vs Wade anymore but perhaps the 28th amendment ?
  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Umm
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It’s like my dad, his mum was from England and though his dad was Irish he was raised Anglican. He was secretly a nationalist though and couldn’t tell his family. There’s a pic of me with a Union Jack flag and him on the 12th that I couldn’t show anyone. It was just to keep his sister happy.

    Those are called British. British are the working class grunts. The people we respect

    You can't convert blood lineage from one to another
  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I mean come on, black Jooish dude runs a White Nationalist website

    L O Fing L
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I'm on the troll statement because Zok lied and told everyone I was king of troll.

    He didn't know the story. He was a fucking nub out of Ohio who joined late and heard one person's version of why I was called the sites official troll

    Also I was called klown Krusty from obvious Krusty the klown.


    I had other nicknames

    Zok is a pleeb and showed up as a CIA college elected to spy on Totseans and formed a fed watch when he created Zoklet or some basic shit like that

    Zoklet is a spook list
  16. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He did, that was a year ago…

    The cycle of troll?
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i thought you were leaving?

    Blows a snot rocket at ya
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It’s complicated.

    Northern. Got it
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Fun Fact #74857

    Robot was effen cool but ever seemed practical in that version of lost in space.

    I think some rich dude had an AI replica made of it with the original voice or that sounds like the actor who did the voiceover

    television series Lost in Space, which debuted in 1965 and ran until 1968. May appeared in all 83 episodes inside a prop costume built by Bob Stewart; the robot's voice was dubbed by Dick Tufeld, who was also the narrator of the series. Wikipedia
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Your sis hot? Any pics? Nothing lewd obviously.

    She used to be a city girl turn country gal but she's old now

    She was a pretty lady. My mom was too in her youth. Most women in my family are attractive but the men, not so much
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