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Posts by Back Lane Madders

  1. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    They're looking in the wrong place

    I'm right here

  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 2fly4U2 I’ve gotten some pretty cool stuff from thrift shops
    in fact most of the stuff in my flat comes from thrift shops or vintage shops also a string of lights and plants are great for interior decorations



    Is that your crib or the actual shop?
  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
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  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk who built Stonehenge. When the first settlers from the Danube river arrived in Ireland those structures were already there along with a mutated people, fomorians whom they had to fight. Apparently they had supernatural powers. The celts said the structures were portals to the otherworld.

    We're the giants? The mutants
  5. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders They were age 17-19

    Rents an apartment with some Queen cover band at that time.

    Rented a 2 bedroom condo with a patio deck hanging over a pool and hot tub

    Cool story

    I was 14 and banged my brother's ex 23 year old. He was 18

    I lost my virginity to her but looking back it was fucked up. Just seemed like a high point at the time
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie They got themselves in trouble by bringing 12-13yo boys along to their little swinger party. I got a girl next door story. Check it out. So i grew up in a house that had a joining backyard with the neighbors that lived in the house behind us right. We'd used to walk over say hi, chat. Nice people.

    Anyway, they had a daughter, but when i was real young like 5, they got divorced, so they had shared custody. So the daughter was only around every so often. She was a bit older than me i wanna say six or seven years older, sounds about right and she was always perfectly nice and sweet, and we got along great. Then one day when i was like 14, i was hanging out in the garden when all of a sudden she walks up in a bikini top and short blue jeans and she's like: Hey Soph! Overly excited. Wanna go to the pool? So i was like, fuck yeah. The pool rocks.

    We go there, it's an indoor pool so she insists on paying for the tickets. Let's just say from there on she stopped being so subtle about why we were there. What a fucking temptress. And i ain't even mad. Only thing i am mad about is that i was too young and gobsmacked to take full advantage of the fortunate position i found myself in.

    On balance, 7/10. All in all good times.

    They were age 17-19

    Rents an apartment with some Queen cover band at that time.

    Rented a 2 bedroom condo with a patio deck hanging over a pool and hot tub
  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    These crazy early Irish even built mound pyramids. They have found several
  8. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Druids are real?

    Nope, Aliens built the stone henge (rolls eyes)
  9. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    That's dedication.giving your life for a friend is the greatest love of all.
  10. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood whatd racist


    Why is everyone blaming Blacks? Most of these crazy far left liberals are white Karen'esque types
  11. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster eat a dodgy kebab and take a massive shit on top of his headstone

    Don't encourage her, please
  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I've been angry since I woke up and my heart doesn't feel great. Watching a show won't help to distract me. I don't know why I wasn't this angry yesterday. It's not going away any time soon. I feel like defiling st. patricks grave which is nearby.

    A: Don't do that

    B: Take a photo of it.
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    And why does my town consist of like 40 percent people over 70 years of age. It's like Florida retiree's
  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Why is the white race dying?
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Fun? We used to be able to talk to women and drink alcohol and occasionally get laid and walk about and cops would always harass us. Take weed. Threaten jail take beer, you should feel lucky we're letting you off.


    Fucking would never ever happen in this day and age.


    Then you grow up, get married and have fun as a family until the kids hit teen years and you realized how fucked up you acted towards your parents however you never stopped talking to them. They poisoned kids to wish death on boomers and xgen cause "We had it easy, we left them nothing but debt"
  16. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I get addicted to stuff for fun, for the shits & giggles. I live for challenges.

    You should try jumping off of a bridge into a river with strong currents. It's a challenge.

    Once I jumped off a bridge and cried terribly because I kept getting pulled under and finally made it to a boat dock
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Where the fuck s Nile at?


    Someone check up on him.
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    "We're going to get jobs on wall street"

    Dying.

    Is this a newer video? Is there a newer movie coming out?
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra you need 3/4 states to agree in a referendum to amend the US constitution

    the whole Roe v Wade thing is about a federal precedent, it's not an amendment

    I wasn't saying this as a fact, just stating it will probably have a new title. It will probably be a new person challenging this law.
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I worked for a company which they encourage you to just hold your seatbelt strap over your chest so cops would think you're wearing one. I refused to do so. Slowing me down having to try and unbuckle each and every time

    Also their trucks were always fucked up. Broken latches, balding tires, transmissions not shifting fully into drive and driving in second gear on the highway smelling tran fluid. Cracked windshields


    I got fired for complaining but they of course bullshitted I refused to deliver and abandon my post. Like it was the fucking Russian front
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