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2023-05-13 at 6:12 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by mmQ hey
I just sneezed 8 times in a row. New personal record. I always want to hit 8 but I usually SNUFF OFF at around 5. then i force 6 and really have to force 7. but i got 8 this time. WOO HOOOOOO
by the way mothers day is coming up and unlike you fools asking for what to give you moms like sexual massages and sexual bird baths i personally am going to give my mother one of the coolest and best gifts a mother could ever ask for: A SCAVENGER HUNT
I'm gonna make a series of notes that lead her to different places and then when she gets to the end its gonna be me sitting at a booth at the fanciest restaurant in town with a big juicy steak waiting for her.
that's the plan.
thanks
I used to only sneeze once or twice but now I'm one of those who belt out like 5+ and sound like I'm dying -
2023-05-12 at 10:44 AM UTC in Doing a prank when you're getting UberedMy favorite Uber prank is shitting myself in the back seat
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2023-05-10 at 7:01 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2023-05-09 at 12:22 PM UTC in i thoughyt my starbucks was addicted but now im at panera bread companyPanera food is so overpriced, though I do like their tomato basil bread.
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2023-05-09 at 12:20 PM UTC in King Charles III crowned in lavish ceremony Saturday
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2023-05-08 at 10:45 AM UTC in How about we discuss our feelings?I feel BAD
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2023-05-07 at 12:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by RIPtotse Ive been smoking tjis fuxking commercial seed homegrown that i grew last year the fucking plants got like 10ft tall no joke, but im tired of it and am ready for the next harvest, but whatever its free weed.
Was like the last commercial brick weed bag ive ever seen, got it from my neighbor like 3 yrs ago and decided to plant the seeds like a dumbass, way too big of planta def made to be grown on the side of some mexican mountain or some shit
I want to start growing shrooms in rice, it seems so easy and I could really use some. -
2023-05-07 at 12:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI'm vaping this strain called Sherbet Queen, supposedly Sunset Sherbet x Pink Panties. Quite good, creamy fruity flavor to it.
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2023-05-07 at 11:38 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2023-05-07 at 11:36 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
These Torch Burnout blends are decent as fuck, $40 for a 3.5 gram disposable. If you see them in a shop try one, sleek as hell and lasts me days. -
2023-05-07 at 11:30 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..6 grams green Jongkong, two cups of coffee and hemp noid pen has me decent enough for a change
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2023-05-07 at 11:28 AM UTC in Why are you existing at the momentBecause my mom has rheumatoid arthritis, we have 3 pets together and things in general like household tasks, chores, trips to the store etc would become far more difficult on her, and I don't want to do that to her.
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2023-05-07 at 11:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentGetting stoned on my patio with my cats and having coffee
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2023-05-07 at 11:23 AM UTC in Mothers day gift ideas
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2023-05-07 at 11:22 AM UTC in Mothers day gift ideas
Originally posted by cigreting i always go look for a small plant or pot to put plants in
She does have a patio she likes dressing up so I've gone with gifts for out there like the wind chimes frala mentioned. We have SOLAR wind chimes, actually.
I got her some electronic neck stretcher machine that helps back pain, a bottle of wine, a card, and some flowers (waiting to get those), I think I did good enough. -
2023-05-06 at 8:01 AM UTC in I've contacted a detective agency
Originally posted by Kafka To find Sophie. I don't trust anyone else to do this because his enemies would also want to track him down. If you have any information that would be helpful message me it privately, otherwise you'll never find him.
Leave the poor man be you psychotic cunt. I hope he has you killed for stalking him. -
2023-05-04 at 5:55 PM UTC in Mothers day gift ideasJust say fuck it and buy her a highly rated vibrator
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2023-05-04 at 5:54 PM UTC in Mothers day gift ideas
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2023-05-04 at 5:43 PM UTC in Mothers day gift ideasGive me some ideas in like the $100 range please
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2023-05-04 at 5:34 PM UTC in What if your dad was a longshoreman?My dad was an alcoholic loser who hooked up with a fat girl because he couldn't do any better
