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Mothers day gift ideas

  1. 2023-05-04 at 5:43 PM UTC
    #1
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Give me some ideas in like the $100 range please
  2. 2023-05-04 at 5:45 PM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    full body oil massage
  3. 2023-05-04 at 5:54 PM UTC
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra full body oil massage

    Thought of massage coupon many times but she'd put it off forever and not go.

    I bought her a $125 car detailing gift package once and she still has it, alwwya saying "I'll save it for when it really needs it"
  4. 2023-05-04 at 5:55 PM UTC
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Just say fuck it and buy her a highly rated vibrator
  5. 2023-05-04 at 6:15 PM UTC
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    If she doesn’t use gift certificates then what does she like to do in terms of hobbies? Is she a homebody? Would she like a big patio planter? Wind chimes? Hammock? A NEW AIR FRYER.
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  6. 2023-05-05 at 5:51 PM UTC
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    i always go look for a small plant or pot to put plants in
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  7. 2023-05-05 at 11:32 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    vaginal rejuvenation package.

    "ma, sorry i broke it."
  8. 2023-05-05 at 11:37 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Thought of massage coupon many times but she'd put it off forever and not go.

    I bought her a $125 car detailing gift package once and she still has it, alwwya saying "I'll save it for when it really needs it"

    Nigga he doesn't mean a gift certificate.

    You wake your mom's ass up bright and early on mother's day and force your massage upon her. EZ
  9. 2023-05-05 at 11:53 PM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    Is it weird if a woman doesn't own a vibrator? I used to search my mum's room as a teen to steal her money and she didn't have one. Always creeped me out a bit.
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  10. 2023-05-05 at 11:54 PM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    I got my first one at 16 from a vending machine.
  11. 2023-05-05 at 11:55 PM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    Used to get my cigs from a vending machine as well in the same place.
  12. 2023-05-05 at 11:55 PM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    And then I'd smoke them in my mum's room. Idk why I was so awful.
  13. 2023-05-06 at 12:01 AM UTC
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    Kafka sweaty
    Perfume is nice as long as it isn't cheap. Don't get her things like pyjamas/wine/chocolate, it will only make her feel worse after for gaining weight.
  14. 2023-05-06 at 1:09 AM UTC
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I just go eat food at my familys i dont buy shit fuck holidays i never get good shit anyway. I mean sometimes i buy a card or something but. Honestly i never do that
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  15. 2023-05-06 at 1:09 AM UTC
    #15
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Its all just a waste of money
  16. 2023-05-06 at 2:41 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I got my first one at 16 from a vending machine.

    who did you gave your virginity to.
  17. 2023-05-07 at 11:22 AM UTC
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cigreting i always go look for a small plant or pot to put plants in

    She does have a patio she likes dressing up so I've gone with gifts for out there like the wind chimes frala mentioned. We have SOLAR wind chimes, actually.

    I got her some electronic neck stretcher machine that helps back pain, a bottle of wine, a card, and some flowers (waiting to get those), I think I did good enough.
  18. 2023-05-07 at 11:23 AM UTC
    #18
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Perfume is nice as long as it isn't cheap. Don't get her things like pyjamas/wine/chocolate, it will only make her feel worse after for gaining weight.

    My mom loves wine as a gift, she's not an alcy but she'd still never turn down a good bottle.
  19. 2023-05-07 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #19
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Wow you're a handsome and well tanned son, I didn't get nothin for mine mom

    Originally posted by Kafka Is it weird if a woman doesn't own a vibrator? I used to search my mum's room as a teen to steal her money and she didn't have one. Always creeped me out a bit.

    Lmrao
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  20. 2023-05-07 at 8:35 PM UTC
    #20
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Perfume is nice as long as it isn't cheap. Don't get her things like pyjamas/wine/chocolate, it will only make her feel worse after for gaining weight.

    Don't listen to this nonce trap. It's exactly what you get on mother's day and it's her choice if she enjoys them in moderation or not.
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