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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    One of my friends let his black jungle bunny girlfriend beat his ass and give him a black eye once before she called the cops, and when they got there they still tried to convince my friend that he should be the one to leave and they didn't do/say shit to her
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    This is the best barbecue sauce



    Stubb's is also good
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    Sure thing buddy
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    I'm from DH, I don't know you
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    Triggered
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    Duke's mayonnaise
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    Brown mustard, BBQ sauce, honey mustard, hot sauce
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    You aren't a real alcoholic unless you have to go back out to your car three separate times to find enough dirty change for a single can of Icehouse
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley I trained in fighting from an automobile by sitting in an old junker and my friend set up this clothing line on a pulley system, so instead of the vehicle moving at 20 MPH, we'd have the cardboard fly at 20MPH while you sat stationary in the car, it's almost the same shit as shooting stable targets while moving, it's very difficult to do if both the vehicle moving and the target moving, We used this to refine my ability to hit moving targets from stationary positions and eventually to shoot deer from the side window while my boy drives. I got good enough that I could fire three rounds and strike a deer in the face/upper neck without fail. The blood trail from a hollow point is easy to find so we'd drive home, drop off all the weapons, and come back and say "We heard shots and figured we were gonna find poachers, not police." even if we were following a blood trail. Only happened a couple times out of the dozens of deer we got.

    No you didn't
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    My grandpa was an Apache Indian
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    You gotta learn to hold your own, they get jealous when they see you in your mobile home
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    Panera is glorified fast food
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    Removing my teeth with pliers
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    Originally posted by Bradley bro i walked into a men's room at the front of a busy walmart and saw an old man in the corner who turned out to be a woman telling me to wash my hands, then no one was in there and they couldn't have left through any other means, that's some fucked up shit.

    Well, she's not there anymore, right??
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    Get a rectangular strip of foil, run a lighter over each side then fold it lengthwise into a V shape/boat. Put your goods in the middle then gently tilt your foil as you apply indirect heat from underneath, and use a pen tube or a foil straw to suck up the smoke. You "chase" the dope back and forth on the foil as you tilt it.

    Have fun, you'll most likely be smoking fentanyl anyways and not heroin these days
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    Spam is made from the leftovers of aborted fetuses
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Given, I also didn't drink as much coffee because whatever they give you I don't think is actually coffee/caffeinated.

    Didn't you have instant coffee on your commissary? County was all about shoveling a bunch of instant coffee into one cup
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Haxxor Or he could OD….everyone could welcome a Scron confirmed dead thread.

    Unfortunately he likes a drug that is difficult to die from. If he was into opiates it would have sorted itself out long ago
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    Originally posted by frala Her and Sophie? This cannot be serious.

    I'm just relaying information
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