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How to shoot from a car

  1. #1
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Essential viewing

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Why is that essential? I don’t own a gun.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    bcausewhy not, and tech,you aintno pyro, gtfo
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Technologist Why is that essential? I don’t own a gun.

    youre essentially retarded
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Sudo youre essentially retarded

    Thank you kind sir.
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    kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by Technologist Why is that essential? I don’t own a gun.

    throw your poo like every other dumb nigger
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by kobe bryant rapist throw your poo like every other dumb nigger

    shes a mudshark,so more likely to just get triggered into pointing a phone at someone and then going home to consume more fluoride
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    kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz shes a mudshark,so more likely to just get triggered into pointing a phone at someone and then going home to consume more fluoride

    either way its mentally defective. nothing that isnt totally insane would get romantically involved with a wild animal.

    miscegenation is a crime against humanity and should be prosecuted as such
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    This was fine back during the totse days but with all of Bezos' Karen-Cam doorbells, this isn't the best idea anymore. You should at least have your boomer getaway vehicle parked out of sight.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I trained in fighting from an automobile by sitting in an old junker and my friend set up this clothing line on a pulley system, so instead of the vehicle moving at 20 MPH, we'd have the cardboard fly at 20MPH while you sat stationary in the car, it's almost the same shit as shooting stable targets while moving, it's very difficult to do if both the vehicle moving and the target moving, We used this to refine my ability to hit moving targets from stationary positions and eventually to shoot deer from the side window while my boy drives. I got good enough that I could fire three rounds and strike a deer in the face/upper neck without fail. The blood trail from a hollow point is easy to find so we'd drive home, drop off all the weapons, and come back and say "We heard shots and figured we were gonna find poachers, not police." even if we were following a blood trail. Only happened a couple times out of the dozens of deer we got.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley I trained in fighting from an automobile by sitting in an old junker and my friend set up this clothing line on a pulley system, so instead of the vehicle moving at 20 MPH, we'd have the cardboard fly at 20MPH while you sat stationary in the car, it's almost the same shit as shooting stable targets while moving, it's very difficult to do if both the vehicle moving and the target moving, We used this to refine my ability to hit moving targets from stationary positions and eventually to shoot deer from the side window while my boy drives. I got good enough that I could fire three rounds and strike a deer in the face/upper neck without fail. The blood trail from a hollow point is easy to find so we'd drive home, drop off all the weapons, and come back and say "We heard shots and figured we were gonna find poachers, not police." even if we were following a blood trail. Only happened a couple times out of the dozens of deer we got.

    No you didn't
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    Bradley Florida Man
    the fuck you mean I didn't nigger? Remember that two year period where I posted like every 3-4 months and everyone would invite me back? We didn't have internet service we were so deep in the Nicolet National Forest, so if we wanted internet we had to go to the supermarket he worked at or the police station, download porn, religious audio books, technical guides on meth production and we'd go back to the little ass farmhouse we shared.

    Don't call bullshit on me because you sit inside your ugly little apartment, dreaming of meeting a girl online that desires a fat ugly piece of shit with weird sexual fetishes, I'm not you bro, I have a life.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Triggered
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm from DH, I don't know you
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I lived as a poacher, meth cook, militia member (Till they found out i'm gay), zealous Odinist, and the man I've referred to as my friend was my Odinist shotcaller during my first prison bid who I cam still to this day extremely close to (except he's in prison for 3 years due to a good plea bargain).
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I believe it would've been 2018-2019 and then I reemerged as a prominent poster again in 2020, the onset of Covid.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I'm from DH, I don't know you

    You're Piles of Crack, *removed his real name cuz I shouldn't have said it* from Zoklet, I sold you drugs in 2011. Please stop telling lies, lol.
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    You're both right
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Sure thing buddy
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    Bradley Florida Man
    ok *redacted based on request* you really convinced me.
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