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Posts by Rape Monster

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I drank fibercon before bed and woke up and had about 3 tablespoons of wet shit and then it stopped up on me and I have this burning churning feeling and It won't let lose.

    Wedge a finger up there and dislodge it like I do
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey false alarm. the person who died prolly took to much acid and bleed out of the eyes?
    or whatever the rumor is. I wonder when blacks will show up at burning man and start ghettotizing the fuck out of it

    Never, black people don't like the desert
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT prolly just you

    I could see it happening
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT Rat files.. the rat may not like it here anymore ,, he got shot at 2 times in 4 nights and we havent heard from him in 2 or three nights,, since the last time I shot at him,, perhaps I did fuck him up with the double tumms load

    Way too much work and effort to kill a single rat, just lay some damn traps already
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm gay, fat, stupid, and soon-to-be-dead. Y'all niggas lacking.

    What are you soon to be dead from?
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't feel very loved or valid
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    THCa flower is legal in all 50 states
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra the only skit I clearly remember from that was the 'Bum Hunter', where he dressed up as Steve Irwin at night and rolled a sleeping homeless guy up in a rug, stuffed him in a truck and dumped him on the other side of the city while saying shit like 'CRIKEY' and 'HE'S A BIG BUGGER'

    That was a good one, so was Crates.

  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by totse2118 i almost got into a fist fight with a homeless person last night

    Bum Fights 2023
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Put weed in her birthday cake
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung I don't want my transmission going out at 30,000 miles… so I don't drive Dodges or Chryslers.

    You don't drive at all because you can't afford a car.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Gay porn pays more and is easier to get into
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra had a dream that I was able to run around on all fours and it was extremely fast and more comfortable than running upright

    thought I woke up and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard. turned out I was still asleep. woke up for real and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard.

    That's the ideal form for chasing women at night.
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai Penetrating man asses. I'll never understand this. Being penetrated? Sure: there's a prostate in there, and it's fun when a guy tickles it. But like, of all the holes you can put your dick in… why "man ass"? Gay dudes are weird. *sigh*

    It's a dominance type thing, or like an ownership almost.
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley I don't enjoy fighting people who can't fight back. Like if I blugeoned him four times in the head and he hit me 40 times int he head it would have a similar effect. I'm not about hurting old people, hurting children, that shit aint for me. I'll fight a motherfucker that can stand up and fight the same as me, but 1 sided, automatic victories in combat, isn't really something I get off on doing.

    Yeah I was mainly joking, just sounds like a pathetic situation on his part.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You should beat him to within an inch of his life so he knows what abuse really is
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It does if your partner is handling nitroglycerine at that moment.

    My grandpa used to get bottles of that for his heart condition
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by totse2118 I can hook you up with a synthesis or for $50 USD in dog coins a darknet market link ;)

    I'm too lazy for that, I'd rather pay for someone else to do the legwork when it comes to drugs. Though I do want to grow shrooms
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai eBagger was a bad influence on me he got me hooked on etizolam but being high af on etiz is the only reason I had the [let's call it] courage to meet up with scron and we've been dating for 6 years now so actually I guess I kind of owe him my happiness.

    Can you hook me up with some etizolam please
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    This motherfucker goes free for raping a disabled family member while Trump gets indicted 500 times
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