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My pedophile roommate called 911 because I was abusing him

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Turning the lights on and off doesn't constitute abuse I don't think

    It does if your partner is handling nitroglycerine at that moment.
  2. #22
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It does if your partner is handling nitroglycerine at that moment.

    My grandpa used to get bottles of that for his heart condition
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    More abuse:

    I turned the television off and told him to go to bed at 4am, first I Told him to take it from fucking 55 (The thing goes to 100) and put it at 20 like I normally do, and then he said he couldn't hear it and I get kinda irritated cuz it's all CSI: Havana type shows and people steal cows and the government goes after them hard as fuck (In cuba the government owns all cows)

    and im like yeah bro im drunk as shit and not hearing sirens constantly, thanks.

    Everyone in his life told him to stop calling them for nonsense at 4am LOL and he gets all flustered and screams abuse, then today, he turned on the light to find his wallet and I screamed "STOP ABUSING ME" laughed and went back to bed.
  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    "He put too many red pepper flakes on the pizza, this is abuse!"

    LOL, imagine calling your hispanic family members and saying this.

    'Why don't you make your own pizza is he okay with that?'

    "I'm not trying to cook shit, okay?"

    ... bro i be in bed hearing this shit (He talks on speakerphone and yells so it's kinda hard to not hear) and just rolling with laughter.
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    I put red pepper flakes on like everything. I went to a piza place and got this fatass jug of it that I slid in my backpack off the table and I put that shit on everything, also Crystal Hot Sauce.
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Meikai Oooooooooooooh. Your "roommate". Can't believe I didn't piece two and two together with that. I guess it just didn't occur to me that fags would still pretend they're "just roommates" in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty three. It's okay to be gay these days, Bradley. It's not okay to be an abusive gay lover though, stop psychologically tormenting your boyfriend.

    i go for men that are in good shape between like 25 and 40, not old pedophiles who watch child porn in the living room while I'm asleep, are missing teeth, appear to be 8 months pregnant, and fuck anything that moves. I know that's hard to believe but believe it.

    I like men who go to the gym or at least walk and exercise, want to do stuff without needing meth, doesn't fuck anything that'll fuck them, yeah not very attractive to an old pregnant pedophile with missing teeth who cries abuse if you turn the light on while he's sleeping, that's not my uh that's not attractivef to me, i'm sorry.

    I tried having sex with him one time in January when we met and I couldn't get an erection and told him "I cannot get hard because I really really do not have any desire to have sex with you at all."

    and he kinda accepted it, he still will make gay comments to me, but he grabs our friends cocks when they come over and I was not gonna put up with that.
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    I told him he's a cockilldo and he said "Like a chicken?"

    I said "No like any cock will do."

    and now he has "Depression" and will sleep for the next week until he finds someone to fuck him for meth. I enjoy this period because other than him waking up and eating food, the guy does nothing but sleep, then high on meth for four days, gets as many cocks shoved into his seat as he can, then he goes back to bed for a week. I love when he's asleep for days and doesn't come outside and says he has depression, i'm like nigga it's called crashing on the come down, and he do that, wakes up every 6 hours.

    Bro he's so lazy that he eats leftovers and puts the empty dirty plate BACK INTO THE FRIDGE

    I'm like nigga you retarded.
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    But if I turn on the light at any point between now and a week from now while he's sleeping, it's abuse. LOL. He actually caleld his family to tell them about the abuse and he's honest to a tee so he's bitching about how spicey this white boy's cooking is (ABUSE), how i turn on the light at some point (ABUSE, sorry I needed to change clothes) that I want the TV to not bump police sirens while I'm asleep (ABUSE)

    "Stop calling us over nothing."

    Now he's very depressed.
  9. #29
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You should beat him to within an inch of his life so he knows what abuse really is
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    at first iw as kinda nervous he was telling all these people I'm abusive but then he was honest with them (can't make this shit up) over what the abuse was

    they say things like

    "Does he hurt you?"

    'No.'

    "DOes he scream at you? Shout evil names?"

    'No, but the light bothers me and he makes food too spicey and he won't go with me to the nude beach.'

    "Yeah that's not abuse stop calling us"
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You should beat him to within an inch of his life so he knows what abuse really is

    I don't enjoy fighting people who can't fight back. Like if I blugeoned him four times in the head and he hit me 40 times int he head it would have a similar effect. I'm not about hurting old people, hurting children, that shit aint for me. I'll fight a motherfucker that can stand up and fight the same as me, but 1 sided, automatic victories in combat, isn't really something I get off on doing.
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    if some junkie was panhandling and grabbed my leg (this happens) cuz they need so much help, I just kick them once to free my leg from their grasp and tell them to "GET REAL BROSKI I CAN SEE WHY YOU HOMELESS" but I wouldn't stomp on the poor fuck.
  13. #33
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley I don't enjoy fighting people who can't fight back. Like if I blugeoned him four times in the head and he hit me 40 times int he head it would have a similar effect. I'm not about hurting old people, hurting children, that shit aint for me. I'll fight a motherfucker that can stand up and fight the same as me, but 1 sided, automatic victories in combat, isn't really something I get off on doing.

    Yeah I was mainly joking, just sounds like a pathetic situation on his part.
  14. #34
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley I tried having sex with him one time in January when we met and I couldn't get an erection and told him "I cannot get hard because I really really do not have any desire to have sex with you at all."

    😂😂🤣
  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley I told him he's a cockilldo and he said "Like a chicken?"

    I said "No like any cock will do."

    I sometimes like to ask people if they're Australian, "like, were you born here?"

    "you just seem like you've seen a Cockatoo"
  16. #36
    what do you call someone who lives with a known pedophile.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what do you call someone who lives with a known pedophile.

    A pedophfriend?
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ped pals
  19. #39
    Pedophile-phile
    Pedo(phile)² for short.
  20. #40
    pædomate
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