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Posts by Rape Monster

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jerryb Gives an entire new meaning to hot bunking on a submarine.

    The policy went from "don't tell" (that you're gay) to "don't yell" (while a gay guy raped you)
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jerryb Maybe I'm old fashioned but I wouldn't like to roll out of my bunk and see the guy next to me trying to decide which makeup or nail polish doesn't clash with his camo.

    Or find him with the barrel of your rifle twelve inches deep up his shithole
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse newp, just truthful.

    Your daily dose is enough to make me and two friends die of overdoses
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kawkasian "For those who love deli sandwiches, we owe a debt of gratitude to the Earl of Sandwich from way back in 1762. The first recorded sandwich was made for John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, who as a compulsive gambler didn’t want to take too long from his card game to eat dinner. So instead, he asked his servants to bring him two slices of bread filled with meat – and so the sandwich was born! It’s amazing how something as simple as two slices of bread could have such an impact on history. Who knew that deli sandwiches would one day become a much-loved snack around the world? Not the 4th Earl of Sandwich…but we can thank him all the same!"


    Why does he look like the Great Value George Washington
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I thought the sandwich was invented by some dirty jedi who used unleavened bread and herbs or some bullshit like that
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey pamper you in a used diaper?

    You got some weird fucking fetishs in this site

    https://thisvid.com/videos/drenches-her-diaper-on-chair/
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I'll just come over and make you one, pumpkin spice!

    but you have to saute the beef in a slow cooker first.

    fucking Dego's can't BBQ Spaghetti let alone make a cheesesteak sanmich? i thought you fucks invented it.

    How do you know I'm Italian. That's creepy.
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    When I fuck your mom am I stuffing her or sandwiching her?
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Probably his neighbors in Halloween costumes.

    Mexicans dressed in paper mache, glue and plaster
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jerryb You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.

    It's not about the sex, it's about the breeding.
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kawkasian male or female?

    I don't know enough about their species to determine that yet
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I was visited through my bedroom window and raped by extraterrestrial interdimensional beings from beyond the Andromeda galaxy.
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Stupid alliGAYtor. this last one isn't ANSI it's Ripterm

    fractal base that didn't get to take off because of the Invention of INTERNET

    Can you Door dash me a cheesesteak
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    high and horny
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't make me molest you sensually
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung How blessed I am to be able to fuck niggers

    Have you ever had one of the niggers suddenly overpower you and rape you in the ass?
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Extraterrestrial alien interdimensional ass fucking exhibition
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I hope a male nanny fucks your unborn child to death
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat Another garbage night in poland. Crazy shot I fought a mere drone birch boyfriend beating on her but he wa one string

    You lost the fight didn't you
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey dont rape the cake cause kr0z corpse is in it. he never got to pop out of it

    A surprise birthday party where some guy busts out of a cake and rapes you
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