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Posts by Rape Monster

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Just hanging around outside at night and fighting anyone I come across
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat I aleo plan to fer in dights wirh dada od ten girls or anyone who Jaś a problem wirh hitting on teens in public.

    Are you having a stroke
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra does anyone who's not a date raper even go to night clubs anymore

    Drug dealers, people on drugs, girls/guys wanting strange sex
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you guise know what a SUPER-TASTER is? Just every flavor is extra strong to you. I've been in my rich mahogany smelling library, poring over the data in my leather bound encyclopedias.

    It seems they make little paper strips with a bitter taste on them, that if tasted and it's hardly noticeable, you are a NORMIE-EATER but if it's really bitter to you, you are a SUPER EATER.

    Super eaters have a hard time liking new foods that their palate doesn't like as the tastes are very overwhelming.

    I've decided I'm a super eater lol. I'm very particular and picky.

    "Yes I will take the pan-fried walleye please but do not even THINK about placing a lemon garnish on top of it sir, I WILL come back there and have words with the chef. Hrmph!"

    You should try to get a job as a fancy sommelier somewhere, like a wine or whiskey tasting expert
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You already broke the first rule of the club by posting this thread dumbass
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra deep fried ice cream? it's only chinese places that do that here

    They typically mold the ice cream into balls and freeze it until solid, then roll it in something like crushed nuts before deep frying it.
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    It's all about fucking Peruvian aliens now
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra it's funny to imagine 1,000 baby aliens lining up

    That's why Wariat likes twenty five year olds; there's twenty of them
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    No wonder they shit in the street, their food fucks up your stomach so bad you can't make it to a toilet anyways
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck Indian food gang represent
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I tried snails in Paris and liked them but can't cook them myself here, I tried and they all ended up in the garden and the birds didn't want them.

    Escargot is fucking easy as hell to cook, you just sautee it in a little butter and serve it in mushroom caps, you're just retarded and suck at cooking.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    When the methadone hits just right
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Because you're not and you bragged about being a 100% ITALIAN which not even Italians are 100% Italian

    You're an Amerimutt like the rest of us

    I took a 23andMe, I'm like 85% then the rest is a mix of European bullshit
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Their technology lets them travel here must faster than you would think
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't understand guys who can jack off and cum under duress/in a rush or risky situation like that, I have to be all comfortable and shit in order to get myself off
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My user title should be "Alien rape victim"
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jerryb Double tap over mine but may be a little more understanding if it was my old ladies. Then again he probably mental if choosing an older womans house instead of some young hottie.

    The older the bear the sweeter the juice
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey why even entertain that thought?

    Do you want roleplay that scenario with me?
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kawkasian The guy who "discovered" these cake aliens also apparently pulled a similar stunt a few years before…but then the bodies were found to be human children…nice.

    This time is different
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You would look shitty too if you were left in some cave for 1,000 years
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