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Posts by Rape Monster

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai Made meself a cuppa but aowl we 'ave is bags of "vanilla infused" tea. So I think to meself "hang on a tick, that's 'alf a poverty bev roight there" and I pour meself a little orange extract directly onto the teabag. I make the cuppa and lo and behold, it's like a tea creamsicle or summit, innit? Oi'm a bloody genius, I am.

    They shouldn't let you into the kitchen
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    Originally posted by POLECAT well I found out where they came from,, this old woman down the road was a garbage hoarder her garage was filled to the ceiling with trash and 2 years ago she went into a home and they cleaned out her house and all the rats went everywhere in the neighborhood.
    my quail drew them in with spilled feed under the cages.

    my house is not tidy but its not nasty, its warm and safe from the carnivores outside

    Are rats carnivores
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung How long it's been since I filled out a job application

    Apply to be a cook at the hotel you steal food from
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur mom

    The one where she shits on the paraplegic midget's face?
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT update on the cat,, this fuckin nutter wants $150 for a mix breed kitty callin it a rehomingfee

    I never heard of that breed before
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by totse2118 did anyone join lol I don't wanna be the only one

    Yeah but I left because it seemed gay
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT Girl u just don't know,, these new rats got no manners,, then be wakin me up every night chewin in the wall and on the other side of the room they be bangin around under the cabinets. so I'm gettin woke the fuk up in stereo, I just spent 12 min beatin the walls with an old snowmobile helmet cussin em out and promissing them eternal hell to be unleashed upon them in the form of a great orange cat

    How fucking nasty is your place to be infested with rats constantly
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by totse2118

    Is that a guy or a girl
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I like dipping marijuana in embalming fluid
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Watch out for that tree!!
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra thiamine deficiency is probably more to do with his horrible food than his drinking, at least directly

    What's wrong with living on pickled jalapenos
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    See any good porn?
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️

    Me after I tell my girlfriend she is extra wet then turn on the light
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    They consider it a sex act to scratch your itchy butthole now?
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Poley is getting a cat and I was thinking about what the cats name could be and it made me think of that lol

    He should name him Garfield

    Is Garfield the one who likes to eat lasagnanana?
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Hide your kids, hide your wife
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Now Steel Reserve is going to have to add a disclaimer to their cans that says "Warning, May Cause Blindness"
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jerryb Closer kin deeper in.

    If anyone's gonna fuck my sister, it's gonna be ME!
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Damn, son. Was your head under the pillow at least?

    No, we maintained eye contact
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I used to get fucked by my uncle too
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