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Posts by Rape Monster

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost I break them off in girls asses to mark my territory

    I bet lucy's b-hole is so blown out that even a carrot would feel like a hotdog thrown down a hallway
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    Carrots are great when shoved up your ass
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    Originally posted by POLECAT looking at land for sale in Maine and northern NH

    You could go lobster fishing up there
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I ended up having pea soup last night so it'll be the chili tonight

    Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
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    Keep bread so we carry them toasters
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    Originally posted by WellHung Attempting to reduce, but not eliminate, my melanin-seeking behavior.

    One drop rule.
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    What kind of dollar store keeps 2k in their drawer?
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    Glue Berry
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    Originally posted by Ghost I don't want a program that writes me books or generates music

    I want sentient desktop sheep that occasionally does emergent behaviors, and non emergent ones

    One of Googles engineers claims that they have a sentient AI already, of course the company denied it was possible and said he was full of shit.
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    This is too autistic even for you
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by sancho21 why are you fucking with a 15 year old bro

    Because he couldn't find any 12 year olds
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️

    When you pull out and she farts
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    Originally posted by Sudo Your right I did not rob a gas station. Idky people who rob stations don't make them authorize the pumps and fill up a huge tank. It's just underachieving

    Or steal all the lottery tickets and grab two armfuls of cigarette cartons on the way out
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Home made Tejian Chili.

    What's that? I made chili yesterday but I put both beans and meat in mine so you probably think I'm a heathen. Texas style is meat only right?
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    Dude answers the door holding a drink like Julian
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Male or female strippers?

    Female and they need to know how to cook too
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost cut the shit with his ashes and hit up a club

    divvy him up into baggies and drop them on the ground at a festival
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    That bodycam is the fakest shit I've ever seen, even kids pull off more convincing pranks.
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