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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I liked how protestors in eastern Europe would start shining laser pointers at helis
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    my cousin got on the news for that in the early 2000s
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  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Why, was it the Laser News Network?
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it was the autistic one I've talked about before

    he had a laser pointer when green ones were rare and was shining it at a helicopter

    it was a medical transport, guy went on the news raging that he had a patient but had to redirect because he kept getting 'blinded'
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  6. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    That's the bad kind of Laser Vision
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Balloon Man That's the bad kind of Laser Vision

    the opposite of corrective laser eye surgery
  9. They don't really get blinded. They're just whiny little liars and attention whores with way too much time on their hands.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    potentially you can, I burned a small hole in my vision with a 30mw green laser, but that's not going to happen a kilometer away with someone wiggling it around like a mongoloid
  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra the opposite of corrective laser eye surgery

    2023 Laser Malpractice
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    It's not about actually physically destroying the pilot's eyes, it is that your average laser pointer is only so well-collimated over distance and at the typical distance to a chopper is about half the size of the windshield, creates mad glare so when protestors start focusing like 20 pointers at 1 chopper, it becomes genuinely hazardous to stick around.
  13. Originally posted by Balloon Man It's not about actually physically destroying the pilot's eyes, it is that your average laser pointer is only so well-collimated over distance and at the typical distance to a chopper is about half the size of the windshield, creates mad glare so when protestors start focusing like 20 pointers at 1 chopper, it becomes genuinely hazardous to stick around.

    Tape a mirror to each side of your forehead.
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tape a mirror to each side of your forehead.

    No need they make mirror shades now
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I did some grinding when it was getting dark like a month ago with no welding mask and my vision has not completely recovered. It's crazy how much of your body has the ability to regenerate but your eyes cannot. That's why I smoke weed and inject carrots everyday
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  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Carrots are great when shoved up your ass
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    I break them off in girls asses to mark my territory
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Carrots are great when shoved up your ass

    I was actually gonna post that but then I imagined injecting carrots 🥕 like the whole vegetable is the barrel of the syringe 💉 🥕 🥴
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost I break them off in girls asses to mark my territory

    I bet lucy's b-hole is so blown out that even a carrot would feel like a hotdog thrown down a hallway
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    rare copypasta

    THATS IT!!!! READ A FUCKING BIOLOGY BOOK! YOU DID NOT GROW UP AS A WOMAN!!!. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE REAL EXPERIENCE!!!!
    YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN. YOU HAVE NO WOMB, YOU HAVE NO OVARIES, YOU HAVE NO EGGS. YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL MAN TWISTED BY DRUGS AND SURGERY INTO A CRUDE MOCKERY OF NATURE’S PERFECTION.

    ALL THE “VALIDATION” YOU GET IS TWO-FACED AND HALF-HEARTED. BEHIND YOUR BACK PEOPLE MOCK YOU. YOUR PARENTS ARE DISGUSTED AND ASHAMED OF YOU, YOUR “FRIENDS” LAUGH AT YOUR GHOULISH APPEARANCE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

    MEN ARE UTTERLY REPULSED BY YOU. THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION HAVE ALLOWED MEN TO SNIFF OUT FRAUDS WITH INCREDIBLE EFFICIENCY. EVEN TRANNIES WHO “PASS” LOOK UNCANNY AND UNNATURAL TO A MAN. YOUR BONE STRUCTURE IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY. AND EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO GET A DRUNK GUY HOME WITH YOU, HE’LL TURN TAIL AND BOLT THE SECOND HE GETS A WHIFF OF YOUR DISEASED, INFECTED AXE WOUND.

    YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY. YOU WRENCH OUT A FAKE SMILE EVERY SINGLE MORNING AND TELL YOURSELF IT’S GOING TO BE OK, BUT DEEP INSIDE YOU FEEL THE DEPRESSION CREEPING UP LIKE A WEED, READY TO CRUSH YOU UNDER THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT.

    EVENTUALLY IT’LL BE TOO MUCH TO BEAR – YOU’LL BUY A ROPE, TIE A NOOSE, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, AND PLUNGE INTO THE COLD ABYSS. YOUR PARENTS WILL FIND YOU, HEARTBROKEN BUT RELIEVED THAT THEY NO LONGER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE UNBEARABLE SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT. THEY’LL BURY YOU WITH A HEADSTONE MARKED WITH YOUR BIRTH NAME, AND EVERY PASSERBY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY WILL KNOW A MAN IS BURIED THERE. YOUR BODY WILL DECAY AND GO BACK TO THE DUST, AND ALL THAT WILL REMAIN OF YOUR LEGACY IS A SKELETON THAT IS UNMISTAKABLY MALE.

    THIS IS YOUR FATE. THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOSE. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
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