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2022-02-07 at 12:45 AM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-07 at 6:56 PM UTC in Israel urineI urinate upon the state of Israel, its very existenceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in Joe Rogan is gayAll stand up comedians are gayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-07 at 4:10 PM UTC in Sikhs are bros NO THEY FUCKING AREN'TMaybe you are just a retard spaz? Sikhs are great bro.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-07 at 10:22 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Casper saves my life againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-06 at 4:10 PM UTC in Official Muslim ThreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-31 at 8:17 AM UTC in Official Muslim ThreadMuslims of NIS post here about how Islam has made you a better person and helped you on your path to self improvement. Non Muslims who are interested in Islam are also welcome.
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2022-02-06 at 4:09 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-06 at 3:02 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestVinny has long had a crush on Candy 😘
Candy look up "Tsundere", Vinny is a Tsundere for you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-05 at 4:15 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Regular m&ms are still the best. I'm speaking as a peanut m&m lover. Every once in a while I get a regular brown packet of m&m and realize all over again that they are perfect just the way they are. Thin candy shell that slowly melt in your mouth to reveal a delicious melty chocolate filling that has been semi liquefied by the time you break through. I can eat 2 of the rectangle packets in one sitting.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-05 at 11:53 PM UTC in CandyRein is simply the BEST nigga in SPACEThere are a lot of niggas in the Niggaverse but folx this nigga is the REALESTThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-05 at 11:48 PM UTC in Kenneth Copland "Possessed by the Devil"Yeah cuz he's gayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-05 at 11:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-05 at 12:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by aldra I had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.
one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.
I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to it
It was an evening of white roses. The light shower that at first delayed their wedding had turned to a downpour that ruined it and settled in the mind of Yves a wager he had made with God.
So he drew from its gilded sheath the falchion of his grandfather, supposedly a man of great military merit. It had remained unused in its display cabinet for over 70 years, or so it had always been said. And so it was that his eyes grew wide to find upon its blade blood that had not been present when he had last seen it unsheathed two years earlier.
Then Ava turned from the window sooner than he had anticipated and for Yves, it was too late to hesitate for the sake of this new mystery.
And so it was with one long stroke from her hip, across her breast and through her shoulder, that white roses were struck a brilliant crimson.
He looked into her eyes as the light left them suddenly, like a candle extinguished. The look of confusion had no chance to depart her face but she was the one who broke their gaze, as her top half disconnected from her slumping torse.
Her blood pooled on the floor around her and its outflow gently formed unpredictable currents in the puddle, a long tail of smoke from a wick just extinguished.
"Ava!... YVES!"
It was Hector. Then met him next as he turned to face Hector, Hector's bronze club.
And then darkness.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-05 at 1:08 AM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest
Originally posted by Sudo I love watermelon and also enjoy smashing them. I probably spent $50 or more in watermelon the past summer that was smashed. It's ridiculous you can buy a whole watermelon for like $6 or a few measely slices for $4 because BIG WATERMELON PATCH THINKS YOURE A FOOL. Guarantee that's all white people buying the $4 kind. Watermelons are good for target practjce, throwing off an overpass placing on train tracks, lowering hydraulic lifts onto, smashing with a pickaxe and still delicious to eat after.
I was in prison with an old guy who did time in Texas in the late 80s/early 90s and was part of a work gang that IIRC picked cotton. He said on the days when they would go out the goal for thr day would be to find a watermelon because no matter how hot it was out (and I can imagine it would be absolutely scorching much of the time) the center of the watermelon was always ice cold.
When he told me that story it kind of made me understand how blacks have such an affinity towards them since they were doing essentially the same thing and would dream of finding one to alleviate their suffering. It's kinda stupid how what is a completely understandable acquired taste due to hardship based on race is treated as a negative stereotype. Or maybe blax just like watermelons because THEYRE FUCKING GREAT but who knows they might have hated them had they not been forced into slavery its like a chicken and egg type thing, nahmean?
I didn't read the latter 75% of that but I will say watermelons are great and in the summer I will literally just buy full watermelons to keep in my garage fridge.
Speaking of which, did you know that watermelon slices are officially gay? I'm a quadrants and hemisphere guys now: I simply cut the watermelon in half, out that half on a plate and eat out of it with a fork.
Depending on how I am feeling, I might lightly sprinkle some Tajin powder on the watermelon as I eat it, because they go great together. But it's a different, spicy experience that isn't as refreshing as straight WM.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-05 at 12:51 AM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestNot joking, it actually works and is easier than I expected and even shown in the video. It takes maybe 1-2 times before you get the hang of it and with about 5-6 can just debone a flat in (not joking) under 1 second and with 1 motion.
You just apply firm pressure to where you feel the joints on both sides of the wing and "twist" the whole wing semi-lightly from each end, backwards and forward. This internally dislodges the bones from each other.
Then use the joint of your thumb to grip the cartiledge cap end of the 2 bones and wiggle them out along with the cap with a gentle twisting-rocking motion.
Written out it sounds like a lot but it can be performed as one smooth "twist-wiggly side pull" operation in under a second Done continuously by a total novice, it takes maybe 5 seconds.
Then it turns into a tender that is 10x better than an actual tender.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 10:53 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 11:08 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestIf you are an adult male with a 2-pair of adult male balls between your legs, here is what your wing order should look like:
"Hello I would like some wings please, sauce on the side."
That's it, that's the order.
Then you sit at your table and you eat your wings. Like an adult man. You don't let another man drench your wings. You dip them, like a male adult who likes to preserve the crispiness of their wings.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 6:35 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestUnless it's this guy
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2022-02-04 at 6:08 PM UTC in Rare Mmq's NFT Collection FOR SALE BUY NOW RARE ARTWORK!In reference to Beeple, the artist guy whose NFT sold for $69 millionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
