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Posts by SEGA Nigga Drive

  1. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo You fuys ever hear the song "Bullet with Buffalo wings" by The Smashing Watermelons? I bet their lead singer Wormy Corgan would get saucey over this thread



  2. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It costs literally nothing to make an NFT. You only pay to transfer it to a wallet or buying it

    I'm surprised more people aren't doing it and are actually actively against it. As an artist that is not very skilled I find NFTs to be a liberating concept.

    Post a tutorial
  3. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by G We got one local pub that does double fried wings. They fry,toss/sauce then into the convection oven/air fryer, they come out w/ the sauce & skin melded into one. Fuck now I wanna go to Spunky's lol.



    Negative grasshoppa, the wing & sauce become one, the addition of any secondary sauce is the travesty.

    I thought you were attacking the buffalo sauce on the side rather than the cheese/ranch. I can agree with that, no secondary dip is necessary.

    Also that air fryer trick sounds great. Gotta try that out when making wings next time.
  4. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo I love watermelon and also enjoy smashing them. I probably spent $50 or more in watermelon the past summer that was smashed. It's ridiculous you can buy a whole watermelon for like $6 or a few measely slices for $4 because BIG WATERMELON PATCH THINKS YOURE A FOOL. Guarantee that's all white people buying the $4 kind. Watermelons are good for target practjce, throwing off an overpass placing on train tracks, lowering hydraulic lifts onto, smashing with a pickaxe and still delicious to eat after.

    I was in prison with an old guy who did time in Texas in the late 80s/early 90s and was part of a work gang that IIRC picked cotton. He said on the days when they would go out the goal for thr day would be to find a watermelon because no matter how hot it was out (and I can imagine it would be absolutely scorching much of the time) the center of the watermelon was always ice cold.

    When he told me that story it kind of made me understand how blacks have such an affinity towards them since they were doing essentially the same thing and would dream of finding one to alleviate their suffering. It's kinda stupid how what is a completely understandable acquired taste due to hardship based on race is treated as a negative stereotype. Or maybe blax just like watermelons because THEYRE FUCKING GREAT but who knows they might have hated them had they not been forced into slavery its like a chicken and egg type thing, nahmean?

    I didn't read the latter 75% of that but I will say watermelons are great and in the summer I will literally just buy full watermelons to keep in my garage fridge.

    Speaking of which, did you know that watermelon slices are officially gay? I'm a quadrants and hemisphere guys now: I simply cut the watermelon in half, out that half on a plate and eat out of it with a fork.

    Depending on how I am feeling, I might lightly sprinkle some Tajin powder on the watermelon as I eat it, because they go great together. But it's a different, spicy experience that isn't as refreshing as straight WM.
  5. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by G Any dipping sauce is akin to faggotry, this is law.

    Then you are getting a giant tub of homo with every order of sauced wings... You just threw the whole serving of wings in a dipping sauce lmao.
  6. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by G That requires 2 hands hence detrimental to dranking. One soiled hand for drumette, one pristine hand for beverage. There's levels to this shit lol.

    You can do it with 1 hand and your teeth in under 2 second. Then enjoy the entire flat boneless.
  7. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by G You go to shit tier wing establishments if your sauced wings aren't crispy. Sauce on the side,ranch & fucking celery are the tell tale signs of a queer.

    However crispy they are sauced, they're crispier undunked and dipped right as you want to eat them. At minimum they will be a little bit soggy. That is just a fact of physics. This way is also less unnecessarily messy.

    Celery is good for throwing away. If you want another dip, you get blue cheese. If the restaurant doesn't have blue cheese, you go to a different restaurant or settle for having no other dip rather than dipping your wings in the clammy semen reduction known as ranch.
  8. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Not joking, it actually works and is easier than I expected and even shown in the video. It takes maybe 1-2 times before you get the hang of it and with about 5-6 can just debone a flat in (not joking) under 1 second and with 1 motion.

    You just apply firm pressure to where you feel the joints on both sides of the wing and "twist" the whole wing semi-lightly from each end, backwards and forward. This internally dislodges the bones from each other.

    Then use the joint of your thumb to grip the cartiledge cap end of the 2 bones and wiggle them out along with the cap with a gentle twisting-rocking motion.

    Written out it sounds like a lot but it can be performed as one smooth "twist-wiggly side pull" operation in under a second Done continuously by a total novice, it takes maybe 5 seconds.

    Then it turns into a tender that is 10x better than an actual tender.
  9. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by G Drums' are easiest to handle when intoxicated.

    Consider trying this cool, useful and simple trick next time that is also impressive to the homies:



    Then enjoy the crispiest part of the wing with ease and style.
  10. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra I had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.

    one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.

    I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to it

    It was an evening of white roses. The light shower that at first delayed their wedding had turned to a downpour that ruined it and settled in the mind of Yves a wager he had made with God.

    So he drew from its gilded sheath the falchion of his grandfather, supposedly a man of great military merit. It had remained unused in its display cabinet for over 70 years, or so it had always been said. And so it was that his eyes grew wide to find upon its blade blood that had not been present when he had last seen it unsheathed two years earlier.

    Then Ava turned from the window sooner than he had anticipated and for Yves, it was too late to hesitate for the sake of this new mystery.

    And so it was with one long stroke from her hip, across her breast and through her shoulder, that white roses were struck a brilliant crimson.

    He looked into her eyes as the light left them suddenly, like a candle extinguished. The look of confusion had no chance to depart her face but she was the one who broke their gaze, as her top half disconnected from her slumping torse.

    Her blood pooled on the floor around her and its outflow gently formed unpredictable currents in the puddle, a long tail of smoke from a wick just extinguished.

    "Ava!... YVES!"

    It was Hector. Then met him next as he turned to face Hector, Hector's bronze club.

    And then darkness.
  11. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Incessant Explain this NFT business to me Scron. Should even shit or mediocre artists be doing this just to make a buck?

    Wario?
  12. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    If you are an adult male with a 2-pair of adult male balls between your legs, here is what your wing order should look like:

    "Hello I would like some wings please, sauce on the side."

    That's it, that's the order.

    Then you sit at your table and you eat your wings. Like an adult man. You don't let another man drench your wings. You dip them, like a male adult who likes to preserve the crispiness of their wings.
  13. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by G Caveman Rules 101 : When ordering buffalo or hot wangz order all drumettes or go fuck your mother.

    Bruh what is wrong with you full grown adults and being picky and shit with chicken pieces?

    Seriously.

    It's CHICKEN.

    It's MADE out of CHICKEN.
  14. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Chicken wings were traditionally used as stock for soup or simply thrown away. Before they became a bar-food staple, chicken wings were traditionally only used to give flavor to stocks and broths. If nobody wanted the wings, they were simply thrown away"

    Stick some hot sauce on it and sell it to gullible nigs.

    "Lobsters used to be fed to slaves in the year 0002, that's my fear of dealing with shells is justified" - Jiggaboo_Gayson
  15. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Someone just went full STL1 mode…

    They are no better than scrapings off the floor to a discerning pallete…

    You are a maroon. Lol. You are giving the weirdest copes when your real reason is that you are afraid of bones.
  16. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is not best of both worlds though…there is the breast and then is the nigga parts…you're clearly biased because of your black uncle.

    You are retarded. The breast is the part you normally feed to children.
  17. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung And we both know that i despise when my food intake becomes threatened. Thats wen i become a very dangerous man, Sega Genesis.

    Yes, fatty.
  18. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Chicken wing flats, or wingettes, feature a small piece of dark meat held between two thin bones. Flats are the middle section of the chicken wing, completely encased in skin, making for particularly crispy broiled, fried, or baked wings.

    This loser didn't know what a flat was^
  19. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Something wrong with you folk, the breast meat is sold as the premium part of the chicken for a reason..because it's fooking delicious.

    Wings/legs and thighs are literally the nigger parts.

    It's not sold as "the premium" part of the chicken", lol.

    It's more expensive in general purely because of difference in demand by industry: it is one slab of nearly uninterrupted meat so it is the part of the chicken used most for processes food chicken products (packaged food, fast food).

    And the per-pound price is higher to begin with because there can be a 10-20% difference in ratio of usable meat to bone although the difference is not the same as the general weight difference (bones are not "useless").

    Wings, legs and thighs are more flavourful and are immeasurably better for cooking with than breasts are, unless you are just looking for large boneless pieces of meat. It's actually not even close. Breasts dry out faster too. Even if you just don't like bones, you can usually get boneless/skinless thighs that are again, much more tasty than the breast meat.
  20. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Have you ever heard someone order chicken wings and ask for "flats" only?



    Originally posted by mmQ "Yee gimme dem flats dawg." Like that.

    No but I'm gonna try that now

    Originally posted by mmQ Fuck, seriously man? You want me to dig through the bag and pick out all the FLATS? Fuck that you get what I give you. Begone!

    Flats ARE better than drummettes though. Can't fault a man for asking.
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