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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass la*ny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.........

  1. Originally posted by Bradley Have any of you ever used these things I think they might be for skinning? I Have an unsharpened thing with a wooden handle i use for like pelting deer and shit i mostly got it cuz when i was 12 they came out with these knives caleld teh DOUBLE AGENT and it was two of them adn tehywere like little hooks you wore in your palm with a finger through the hole so you can just basically like how a cat fights

    My knives which i consider to be really worth the money and the best i've ever used and owned myself both for like 130. Those claw things they want like 200 each what the fuck? That's so much?

    What the fuck is so great about them? When I was 12 i got a boner seeing knock offs on BUDK magazines my friend would let me borrow but they still wanted like 70$, what A) Makes them worth that B) The design just seems… Not worth 200 USD each.


    i have a couple of those. a serrated blade and a continuous edge. they make for cute toys.
  2. I was in Lodz cruising for some ass. I noticed a sketchy looking little bottom fag leaving the gay bar and we made eye contact. It was raining and the little faggot crossed the street, walking towards me. I said 'I noticed you looking at my crotch bulge. Tell me how badly you want to taste it.' The little bottom fag turned around, dropped trou, grabbed his ankles, and backed up right into my crotch while saying 'be gentle, man' as I prepared to slam into his asshole.

    My cock was too big for his gaping tender loins so he started crying and tried slapping me, all the while I was ramming my dick, balls deep, using his sexy feminine hips as hand grips. He complained about how badly I was ripping his asshole and I simply told him to take it like an altar boy and stfu. Eventually he gave up trying to fight what he wanted in the first place, and accepted the fact that his entire lower digestive tract was being destroyed.

    Eventually I told him I was about to blow my load and open his mouth to enjoy the flavor. He turned around, sidled over to my cock, and took every last gallon deep into his gooey esophagus.
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