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    Originally posted by SBTlauien Now you need to go buy a better keyboard, take it out of the box, place the shit one you stole back into the box, and return it. Keep the batteries too.

    How many felonies do you have on your record?

    Either you scam today or today scams you.
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    three pubes
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    If you didn’t know, I was dragged down a corridor by my schoolbag by an Asian guy because I didn’t want to kiss her during truth or dare
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    Hello
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    Originally posted by CandyRein I got smashed so hard the other day my insides were juking …still kinda sore..or did you mean alcohol lol my bad girl

    There are hammers in the world that need to pound in nails and nails that need to be pounded by hammers.
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    Originally posted by CandyRein Feeling like the weekend is approaching and I’m off so I’m super pumped for it ❤️

    Same I’m gonna get smashed in more ways than one
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    Originally posted by mmQ I'll knock your windies in, Levi?

    wee bai means wee boy. windys like windows like your eyes are the windows to your soul. it means i'll give you a black eye.
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    I swear I don't talk like this, but people in Belfast do

    https://voca.ro/1iUqpmtlGNN6
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    Originally posted by mmQ It seems most Europeans seem to say the former and it just sort of intrigues me how they refer to a hospital as a proper noun like it's the name of a city or something. I'll be right back mom I have to go to Hospital.

    In Belfast they say they need to go to "the royal" or "city hospital" depending on whether you're a protestant or catholic.
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    I feel okay about my appearance. Other than that I’m not functioning and don’t feel like posting here, am writing this because I don’t want my last post to be a dick pic.
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    She's defo more interested in posting her outfits than nudes.
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    There’s no reason not to post my daisy-chain thoughts. What came to mind was a fiction book called The Golden Centipede, set in Africa, the birdwatcher general, abducted Chrysanthe and a rogue eat spam sandwiches with biscuits and coffee before their long journey. This makes me think it’s a breakfast food.
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    Originally posted by aldra


    anyone know of more recent glitchy stuff like this?

    Famine used to be good but got weird and ambient

    DYM was similar but harder and disappeared

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    My suicide note will be instructions that my foundation is Ecru.
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    There’s gym memberships as well, you can use those for showers and they often have free trial periods.
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    I saw this online, buy umbrellas from a pound-shop and sell them in train stations for a profit. There’s going to be thunderstorms next week.
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    I want a tongue bath from the mortician.
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